Sorry 'bout that, brain fart on my part (thinking too much does that; too much info for the 'liitle grey cells' to process. Note to self: Leave the Multitasking to women, they're better at it! XP ) while I was typing out my previous comment. I should have said 'Carlsberg. Probably the best lager in the world'.
So good is Carlsberg lager, and how this Danish brewer had the foresight to ensure it would enter our consciousness forever, it was featured, nay, indirectly referenced in the title of, the 1958 war film "Ice Cold in Alex":
'Worth waiting for!'
-Capt. Anson (Sir John Mills)
The first recorded form of Product Placement (even though one of the stars Sylvia Sims said that one couldn't feature a German beer in a WWII film)...?
@A REAL AMERICAN CHRISTIAN
I'm British. And an Atheist. I refer you to my previous comment, re, the BHA's ASA-conforming bus advert slogan. Your argument - and your pathetic attempts at trolling (without arguing the toss, re. proving the existence of your so-called 'God' to our satisfaction) is invalid.
Was it God himself who put pen to paper/fingers to keyboard and wrote/typed out the whole thing, proofread (lol spellchecking; [URL=http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html[/URL]errors, inconsistencies, contradictions etc[/URL]), then sent the manuscript/Word documents to the printer, then distributed said printed & bound volumes to the vendors said Bible with, on the cover 'Written by God'?
So much for God's omnipotence then, if he had to rely on mere mortal, flawed, errant humans to produce said 'Word of God'.
At least we have "The God Delusion" and "The Greatest Show On Earth: The Evidence For Evolution", actually written by Richard Dawkins. A so-called 'deity' can poof a universe, planet & life on it, yet he can't do the same with a book, nor even the first humans? Yep. That's being 'omnipotent', alright. [/Fridge Logic] [/hyper-sarcasm]
God: the ultimate outsourcer. Otherwise, he wouldn't even need anyone 'spreading the Good News', as he could do a perfectly good job himself. So why can't he, fundies? (check one):
[ ] God's a lazy lardarse cunt who can't be arsed to do so himself. Ergo the joke: 'If God is the most powerful being, why does he need a bunch of bozos to do his P.R.?'. QED. And we're supposed to worship, 'believe' in, nay, respect this lazy cunt... why? You tell me, fundies.
[ ] He can't, because he doesn't exist. Ergo, Atheism. QED.
I love the smell of arguments - and the justifications for a religion's very existence - blasted out of the space-time continuum in the morning. Smells like... victory.
Logic. Reason. Evidence. Facts. Destroys 'Faith'. Beliefs. Christianity. Every time.