Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist #wingnut deviantart.com

I stopped watching SpongeBob ever since its seasonal rot. However, I still care about the show to a degree, especially since I learned today that Professor Holly M. Barker at the University of Washington just called SpongeBob racist and pro-colonialism. She says this is because it takes place in the Bikini Atoll, which has a checkered history with respect to World War II and its aftermath. Clearly, she's just begging for her 15 minutes of fame.

I guess Super Mario's bizarro nemesis is no longer the only thing with a purple W logo I don't like.

I've read about it...I still don't get HOW THE SHOW IS RACIST!!

Neither do I! Nor has anyone who's called the following song of mine racist explained why they think that.

'Be Politically Correct!' Reprise Revised

They just mock me instead of talking civilly about what I can do to better communicate the main point of the song: live action remakes of Disney classics suck.

Why has reality abandoned us?

Real history is still in our library books somewhere. The media just wants to censor it.

Which is why we must protect it

Yes, we must do so for future generations. Without anyone to carry on the truth that our contemporary culture is not as racist/generally offensive as the media has made it out to be, we have no method of preserving facts.

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Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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