One of my favorite movies
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[Transcript: A photoshopped poster of “How To Train Your Dragon”, except the title has been changed to “How to Train Your Woman ”. Hiccup is shown as as an abusive boyfriend threatening to beat Astrid, who is crying.]
voodoo1viper5by5: She'll be toothless soon
TheUltimateSubhuman: Based hiccup
Wifeashamedofme: You can't train a woman. A woman can only be trained by two things: height and looks.
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Training, hey, she is a human being - you train dogs and horses. I hope such a girl, if that’s how you treat her, would pack her bags and RUN, RUN, RUN!
Another example of why you whingecels couldn’t organise a root in a brothel.
TheUltimateSubhuman
If you "train" your woman like that, she might accidentally drop rat-poison in your food...
It's easier to get someone to do what you want by appreciating what they do that you like.
You know, I kinda get why incels are so obsessed with looks, but I really don’t get why they are so obsessed with heights. I mean, I’m around 1.85m tall, and while that’s “normal tall” for a male, it is kinda annoying in a way because I’d prefer a woman of around my height. Yes, I’m kinda turned off (just a bit) by women too much shorter than me, so what.
And even so, pretty sure it’s getting more and more socially acceptable for a “tall girl small guy” pairing anyway.
Davy Jones back in the day….image image image
Also; I could easily interpret that HORRID edit you made and call it How To Defend Your Woman with Hiccup threatening a terrible person (we’re looking from terrible person’s perspective) who was messing with Astrid.
“LISTEN, BUDDY! YOU TOUCH ASTRID AND I’LL POUND YOU TO A PULP! YA GOT THAT?!”
Likewise; I could look at this piece of garbage painted by Jon McNaughton….image image
Really, Jon? Couldn’t you put any effort in an evil grin and a lit match? Way to destroy your point, bubby!
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