One thing to keep in mind about Chelsea Handler is that she has actually had three children. But she murdered all of them. That's why she so desperately justifies her childlessness. Her "freedom" was purchased with the blood of her own children.
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Oh, Matt, we know if you had a choice, every single woman in the entire world would be chained to a stove by the age of 15.
“One thing to keep in mind about Chelsea Handler is that she has actually had three children.”
No, Matt, you lying sack of maggoty shit. A fetus is not a child. Abortion is not murder. At least at the time/place she had the procedure.
This, Matty, is why LOTS of people say ‘reality has a liberal bias.’ You have to lie to make it support your views.
@Chloe #156733
She did a slightly joking video about how awesome life is as a woman without kids. As a fellow woman without kids, I tend to agree. Of course, since Matt hates women and thinks we should be slaves to men, this is extremely threatening to him.
Let’s pretend that, instead of abortion, she had given birth to 3 children but gave them up for adoption. This is not exactly the same situation (it comes with a heavier physical, emotional, and opportunity cost to bring a pregnancy to term, the latter being particularly significant in her case because her first two pregnancies happened in high school), but it does lead to the same general outcome of “pregnant 3 times, raised no children.”
I would, with 99% certainty, expect you to still say that she “has 3 children” and that would be slightly less deranged-sounding, under the circumstances. I would also expect, with about 95% certainty, that you would somehow try to frame it as a “price for freedom” and end up with a somewhat convoluted and even more deranged-sounding explanation for how that would be so.
Regardless, this whole framing makes it sound like being trapped in difficult and unwanted circumstances for decades because of a youthful mistake or because someone else committed a crime is just normal and expected, and freedom is a luxury that needs to be “bought”, is a really, really weird one. I mean most of Matt’s audience isn’t going to read it that way, because they’re not thinking of the implications, but it’s hard for most people to read it otherwise.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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