ArmorKing #fundie forums.sherdog.com

Was Jesus Christ a cuck and a liberal?

Here is why

1. Love your enemies and let them do everything they want to you because it supposedly makes you "holy"
2. Hang out with Samaritans/Caananites and condemn hebrew privilegie! Samaritan lives matter!
3. Sell everything you have and give it to the poor (deadbeats like Lazarius who let dogs lick him)
4. Let people kill you
5. Virgin and a beta orbiter who hangs out with a prostitute
6. Angry at society
7. Tells people to be like children
8. Tells people to be like birds and don't plan for tomorrow (He obviously knows nothing about birds)
9. A liar - Told people he would be back during their life time. He never came back!
10 .Had long hair - Despite the bible saying its a disgrace for a man to have long hair. We all know long hair is only acceptable for vikings and metalheads
11. Hates his family and life and tells everyone of his followers to do the same
12. Hates the rich and succesful and nourishes fantasies about a great comeuppance
13. Hates personal responsibility - He dies for your sins so you don't have to take personal responsibility.
14. Contradicts himself
15. His father was a cuckold and his mother a "hotwife"- Joseph sat in the cuckshed as the Holy Spirit came balls deep in Mary and Joseph raised the baby like a good cuck.

With all this evidence presented I don't understand how anyone could believe in Jesus Christ. I understand if left-wingers and other low energy cucks love Jesus Christ but real american alpha males - how can they believe in this liberal/commie cuck?

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