The Christian Falangist Party of America acknowledges God’s sovereignty over political affairs, that the government is given by God and called to His service and that Christians are responsible to actively participate in society and the politics that affect society. Another rock of foundation of the CFPA is our support and defense of Israel and our belief that the Jews returning to their land and bringing Israel back into existence is Bible prophecy being fulfilled which precedes the return of the Messiah our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. We also reject any form of anti-Semitism or Racism and hereby resolve that neither of these will ever be a policy, tenant or belief of this political party or Christian Falangist Movement so help us God. We forever base our political convictions on the Holy Bible, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights of these United States of America.
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True story: In the last sentence I really read "blah blah blah" until I noticed that it wasn't possible that they would put that in the middle of a serious text.
"...neither of these will ever be a policy, tenant or belief..."TENET!
@David D.G.
Is there any possibility that this is just a joke? 1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality
2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock
Yep... it's a joke...
"We're not anti-semitic, but we want Isreal to exist so the day when the antichrist wipes out 3/4 of it's population out will come sooner, thus motivating Jesus to get off his ass and take care of that whole 'Problem of Evil' thing."
The swastika was used by people other than Naxis and neo-Nazis, actually. There was a swastika-like symbol used for the elementary school Hitler went to and as far as I know (I'm reading a biography about Hitler right now) the school is not where he became anti-Jew (he developed those feelings later). Other Germanic cultures used the swas, as did others globally, I think.
Not bad in theory. I'm a little hazy on how it'd work, though. The Bill of Rights is actually part of the Constitution (it's the first ten Amendments), so no need to list 'em both. That whole Freedom of Religion thing might conflict with the idea of a theocracy on some basic level. Maybe.
As a Jew, I always get a chuckle when Christians try to support Israel for Biblical Reasons, and Jews go along with it. The reason the Christians want Israel to expand into its biblical boundaries is because that will lead to the apocaolypse, when all Jews will either convert or die and burn in Hell forever. if Hitler was a fundie, he'd support Israel expanding to its biblical boundaries.
I can't quite bring myself to yell at a Jew for whipping Hitler out here, though he's easily the most overused reference on this site by a huge stretch.
"acknowledges God’s sovereignty over political affairs"
these things cannot work together. What he really means is: "we must destroy the Constitution and the Bill of Rights"
@ David D.G."...neither of these will ever be a policy, tenant or belief..."
Yes. Admin is soo dumb...
He's so dumb he thinks the Mexican border pays the rent *BaBOOMtssshhh*
He's sooo dumb...he thinks an Israelite is an electric lamp.
He's so freakin' DUMB he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease, and Peter Pan is where you take care of it. Bada boom bada BING.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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