John Derbyshire #fundie

[Jennifer Aniston's "bristols"]

It is, in fact, a sad truth about human life that beyond our salad days, very few of us are interesting to look at in the buff. Added to that sadness is the very unfair truth that a woman’s salad days are shorter than a man’s â” really, in this precise context, only from about 15 to 20.

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This is a message for one anon-e-moose.

For too long, I have sat by and watched your "clever" comments, interspersed with retarded anime gifs, ponies, random non-sequiters and other idiotic shit, all infused with that glib, sarcastic attitude, like you think your shit doesn't stink, and you're actually delivering brilliant zingers rather than showing what a pathetic tryhard you are.

The facts are that you are an utter loser, and a complete weeaboo brony faggot.

Don't get me wrong, when I say faggot I don't mean gay, I have no problem with gay people. Your orientation, whatever it may be, is immaterial. When I say you're a faggot, I mean just that: YOU'RE A FAGGOT. (Look up Louis C.K.'s routine on the subject if you still don't get it).

You seriously posting random gifs of Japanese cartoons and ponies for autistic neckbeards who live with their mothers and making stupid otaku culture references that no one with a life and/or dignity will get actually means you're making any kind of point? It just makes you look like a pathetic 28-year-old virgin who jacks off to anime and ponies and probably wears a fedora unironically.

Every single time I see one of your posts, I cringe. Seriously, cringe. I'm embarrassed that I visit the same website as you. I'm embarrassed to share the same political views as you. Fuck, I'm embarrassed to share the same gender, species, phylum, and universe with you.

I'm sure others feel the same but are simply unwilling to say it. So for the sake of all of us who aren't social pariahs and otaku shut-ins, could you do us all a favor and either:

A. Stop being a faggot

B. Shut the fuck up?

Thank you.

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While the storm was raging, biologist Razib Khan over at Gene Expression decided to look up some actual numbers. Reasoning that a rapist is inspired to his passion mainly by the physical attractiveness of his victim, Razib went for rape statistics.

He found a 1992 report (Rape in America: A Report to the Nation) from the National Victim Center showing the age distribution of female rape victims. Sixty percent of the women who reported having been raped were aged 17 or less, divided about equally between women aged 11 to 17 (32 percent) and those under eleven (29 percent). Only six percent were older than 29. When a woman gets past her mid twenties, in fact, her probability of being raped drops off like a continental shelf. If you histogram the figures, you get a peak around ages 12-14 which is precisely the age Lolita was at the time of her affair with Humbert Humbert. As Razib noted, my own “15-20? estimate was slightly off. An upper limit of 24 would be more reasonable. The lower limit really doesn’t bear thinking about.

John Derbyshire #fundie

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