Eugene Oregon here:
Hi Eugene, how are you today?
THE MOON IS RED-ORANGE. TURNED TO BLOOD RIGHT AFTER IT WAS ECLIPSE = BLOTTED OUT,
Forest fires tend to do that. You do know there are fires near you?
PLUS HURRICANE = DISASTERS, TRUMPETS OF THE APOCALYPSE.
...or normal weather patterns. This is hurricane season. It happens every year.
Yeah...this sentence doesn't make sense.
Also, with you yelling, it makes you look like a crazy man standing on the street corner with a sign that says "THE END IS NEAR"