Aaron Sleazy #racist blog.aaronsleazy.com

Now we got blacks in Lord of the Rings

When I recently looked into new video games to play, I came across an article that praised how “progressive” some mainstream studio was for adding black dudes to Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings universe. The game in question is Middle Earth:Shadow of War. Now, I love progressive causes as much as the libshit next door (no, not really), but that is downright ludicrous. Tolkien didn’t have black dudes in his books, so why should it be seen as laudable to add some after his death? That poor guy! He’d spin in his grave faster than Hitler if he knew about communism having taken over Europe.

But let’s just run with the diversity theme for a bit. Apparently white dudes can’t be among themselves anymore because “dat’s raycis”. Yet, to get some real diversity, why don’t we start shoving white dudes into purely black dudes groups? How about adding a token whitey to an all-black basketball team? Hey, who cares if he lowers average performance? We don’t care about the reverse in our schools either. Or how about putting a token white dude into the next interracial porn that has ten black dudes running a train on some white Western whore? “Here, token white guy, now you go ahead!” It would be downright ludicrous, probably even more ludicrous than wrecking Tolkien’s legacy in the name of progressivism.

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