While at work I was coming around the corner and overheard two supervisors talking about the number of people who called in sick today. Then one remarked that so many people called in it made her think what the place would look like after the rapture. THEN she laughed and jokingly said, "us poor sinners would be left behind..oh well!!"
I could not believe it. I just looked at them and shook my head and as I was walking away I began to pray. "Lord, I can't believe these people who make fun of your return and know the consequences. Please help them to see the light and to turn from mocking you to worshipping you.
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"Have you noticed that people KNOW that we are in the end times and make light of it anyway???"
No, we just know you're crazy, and that the only thing to do about it is to have a little fun behind your backs.
I don't believe that two unbelievers would say this, unless they knew you were there.
So either:
Take your pick
you have to understand, some people think you're wrong. They see the world differently.
No, differently works both ways. To them, you're a fucking moron.
"Have you noticed that people KNOW that we are in the end times and make light of it anyway???"
You mean just like everyone who's lived in the past 2000-odd years? They thought the world was going to end in Jesus' time. Didn't happen then, and I'm not holding my breath for it to happen anytime soon, barring a rogue asteroid impact or something.
Have you noticed that people KNOW that we are in the end times and make light of it anyway???[\i]
Yeah, I keep telling people that Heimdall is going to sound the Gjallarhorn any day now announcing Ragnarok, but people just laugh even though they know it's coming. What can you do? People are just willfully blind to the Truth, I guess.
While at work I was coming around the corner and overheard two supervisors talking about the number of people who called in sick today. Then one remarked that so many people called in it made her think what the place would look like after the rapture. THEN she laughed and jokingly said, "us poor sinners would be left behind..oh well!!"
I could not believe it. I just looked at them and shook my head, because her grammar was appalling.
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"Have you noticed that people KNOW that we are in the end times and make light of it anyway???"
Talk about missing the point. They are making light of you and your death cult mentality. How many times have you adjusted the date of "end days"? Shit, even your own Rapture Ready Retard site says do not post a date! because they know yet again,it will wrong wrong wrong!
I've made such jokes before. Knowing about the concept of the rapture and actually buying into such bullshit are completely different things. Like knowing about the concept of witchcraft and - err, shit. Ok, like believing people can come back from the dea- oh damn... uh, well like believing demons can take control of....you know this just isn't working. I guess it's like when idiots make jokes about evolution even though they think it's fake.
Wow...you are freaking out because someone was making a joke involving the Rapture that was basically just a comical self-aggrandizing remark. You've got some thick skin, you know that?
And we are not in the end times...unless those who share your particular delusion of the impending apocalypse decide to pave the way for Jesus's return...after all, it'll be any day now!
@ RI
Oh, they will know when they see the Sons of Muspell ride over the Bifrost Bridge, and watch as it shatters and falls behind them.
When they see the wolves, Skoll and Hati, devour the sun and moon.
When three years of winter come without summer
Oh, they will know.
Damn it. We are not in the end times because of an unstable dollar, Obama, or because a few of your co-workers called in sick, you fruitcake. People like you only hear what they WANT to hear, you insist on turning every little odd happening into some sign or omen.
The world is fine and your rapture will never come. You will die of old age in a hospital bed, or possibly an accident which a lot of people here would probably prefer.
You, Servantleader, like most fundies, have no sense of humor and are incapable of recognizing sarcasm, irony, or downright mockery. Instead you take everything you hear as being serious. Lighten up.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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