Egyptian President Gamel Abdel Nasser was the hero of anti-colonialism for the Arab world. In 1956, a coalition led by Britain, France, and the Edomite state called "Israel" tried to turn back the clock to the 19th century by seizing the Suez Canal and enslaving that country once again. The British Cleopatra was totally in favor of the naked aggression by her own country:

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Like President Nasser, poison failed to remove Saddam Hussein from office, so the British Cleopatra decided that only force could eliminate the one man who stood in the way of a revived British Empire in the Mideast.

In 1979, the Shah of Iran was overthrown by the British sponsored Iranian Revolution. Before the Revolution, Iran and Iraq experienced cordial relations. That ended when a fanatical clerical regime, led by the Ayatollah Khomeini, ousted the Shah and took control of the country.

In 1979, Iran—ancient Persia—was taken over by a brutal dictator named Ayatollah Haji Williamson Khomeini.

Ayatollah Haji Williamson Khomeini was British Secret Service all the way as his father was actually born in England.

Very soon afterward, the U.S. embassy was stormed by an MI6 "rent a mob" and 50 hostages were taken.

Amazingly, the hostages were released on the very same day that Ronald Reagan was sworn in as President. The British Cleopatra was chosen as prime minister the previous year so everything seemed to be falling into place for the removal of Saddam Hussein.

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On August 2, 1990, Iraq invaded Kuwait to liberate the country from the corrupt Kuwaiti monarchy. The Iraqi army was led by their Republican Guards. On July 4, 1776, a nation was born in a day with a divine mandate to rid of the earth of kings and queens. The U.S. should have given Iraq all material and spiritual support for advancing the glorious Republican cause in the enslaved Mideast.

The British Cleopatra ordered President Bush to restore the corrupt Kuwaiti monarchy!!

Taken by surprise by the invasion, Margaret Thatcher was furious. Normally, when a ruler threatens the British Empire, he/she is promptly dispatched by POISON . . . or car accident....Somehow, Saddam was divinely protected or he had a good number of food tasters at his service.

Immediately after the liberation of Kuwait, the British Cleopatra ordered President Bush to meet her in Aspen, Colorado.

Bush promptly complied, and she told him to restore the Kuwaiti monarchy and KILL Saddam Hussein.

During their brief meeting, Margaret did her utmost to put some "iron in George's spine."

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After receiving his marching orders from Margaret, Bush immediately began to assemble an awesome force to invade Kuwait.

The Crusader coalition was led by U.S. General Norman Schwarzkopf.

The first part was called Operation Desert Shield, and the second part was called Operation Desert Scam.

On August 18, as the military buildup proceeded slowly, Bush was hesitant about enforcing an embargo without a UN resolution. Margaret called him on the telephone and warned him not to go WOBBLY. Wobbly means weak-kneed or a spineless jellyfish:

Bush also heard from Thatcher on the matter. She shared the President's concern about a leaky embargo but was far less committed to using the UN in this crisis. She saw only potential difficulties in going back to the UN for additional resolutions and was not concerned about the Soviet response. When Bush explained to her the possible rationale for letting the tankers go through, Thatcher taunted him, "Well, all right, George, but this is no time to go wobbly." (Naftali, George H.W. Bush, p. 109).

George could not afford to go WOBBLY, because the "Iron Lady" was ready to beat him over the head with her handbag should he prove lukewarm in removing and killing Saddam Hussein.

Iraq was saved from an invasion when Cleopatra was suddenly ousted!!

As she neared her 12th year in office, the "Iron Lady" was becoming more and more dictatorial—a female version of warming pan plot King James II.

She even introduced a POLE TAX to pay for the coming invasion of Iraq . . . and Russia.

Under the British system, nobody but Members of Parliament are allowed to vote for the prime minister.

Thankfully, the "Iron Lady" was ousted in November 1990 by Michael Heseltine.

Unfortunately, Michael Heseltine did not become prime minister because he would have cancelled Thatcher's Operation Desert Scam.

Thatcher was like a lioness robbed of her cubs when anybody crossed her. Heseltine was almost sent to meet his Maker in June 1993 when he suffered a massive "heart attack." He survived, but he heeded the warning that it was not the time for Heseltine to replace Major as prime minister.

In order to prevent Michael Heseltine from succeeding her, she had a puppet named John Major waiting to take over should she fall.

John Major—a Michael Caine look-alike—was as much a puppet of the "Iron Lady" as President Bush.

Anticipating her ouster, she had him ready to step into her shoes.

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The invasion of Kuwait began on February 26 and encountered very little resistance.

The war was officially over when Kuwait was invaded and the Kuwaiti monarchy restored. President Bush could breathe easier because Thatcher was no longer calling him from 10 Downing Street.

Iraq was a landlocked country once again so nobody could accuse Saddam Hussein of dumping bodies into the Persian Gulf.