So what a piece of ice fell into the water. You don't think this ever happened before the Devil created the fairy tail religion of global warming? Don't you people that think this garbage (that's right I called it garbage) is real have Faith in our King, the Lord of Lords who controls Nature? Do you not understand that this is all predestined and there is an appointed time for all things? Just wait until these knuckle heads see what God can really do with the sun. For in the Trib 1/3 of the earth will be scorched by the sun and you know what, the sun will be cut in half during this period. Wow half the energy of the sun that we feel today burning the planet up. Man made my rear end!
Oh ye of little faith, I think everyone needs to go read Mathew Chapter 8 and ponder what Christ is telling us. For he is in total control, you are free from fear mongering people that control the media. Stop putting your faith in man for he is controlled by the Prince of the Air and will fail you repeatedly. You need you wake up and understand that the Lord of All has ultimate authority over nature!
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How do get by with saying, 'god created it, therefor he has to take care of it'? The bible never states that. It could be that god is testing us based on the rational choices we make in preserving the greatest gift he gives: life on earth.
That is, if I believed in god, that's what I would think.
Don't put your trust in man, silly. Put your trust in something invisible, intangible, that has had no observable effect on humanity or existence since He purportedly created it. It makes so much more sense!
"Stop putting your faith in man for he is controlled by the Prince of Bel-Air"
That's how I first read that, I was very confused.
. For he is in total control,
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Stop putting your faith in man for he is controlled by the Prince of the Air
So Jesus is the Prince of Air, and people should not put their faith in his minions?
"...There shall in that time be rumours of things going astray. Ehm...and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are. And nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi...with a sort of rapier work base, that has an attachment.
"At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers, that their fathers put there only just the night before, 'bout eight o'clock."
the stupid burns sooo baaaad!!!
I reallly hope ** like this get to reap the reward for their attitude - a wilfull ignorance based on superstition. Even a religionist ought to know that god isn't necessarily going to make it all OK - he hasn't done much in the past!!
Of course, they'll be the first into any safe places, elbowing the people aside who've actually tried to help, or who have been powerless to help.
Since the death plague, the tsunami in 2004 and Hurricane Katrina, to name a few, people don't give a danm. Besides, God is very tricky if he's making the "lie" of global warming so believable.
"Man made my rear end!"
A man made your rear end? That means that you have a prosthetic [possibly even robotic] butt!
Oh, the technology! Where will you stop?!?
So... although it pains me, let's say for the sake of argument that goddidit. By your logic, we are supposed to destroy his creations through neglect and carelessness, but everything will be alright because the "Lord of All" won't be pissed at us for destroying his gifts?
"Man made my rear end!"
"you are free from fear mongering people that control the media."
Do they have any idea how big the Sun is?
"fear mongering people that control the media" As opposed to fear mongering people who are trying to tell us God will ~throw the Sun at us~ unless we repent. In fact, if we repent, he'll do it anyway. JUST FOR SPITE.
" ... Man made my rear end! ...
OooooKay, I guess it's nice that you enjoyed it when some guy had anal intercourse with you. But I don't see why you had to plug (ha!) that revelation into the middle of your fundy rant.
You can wallow in your stupidity and ignorance. For me, I'll take some reality, thank you very much.
Besides, if your god has it all predestined, who is to say he didn't create global warming as a test for his people; a test to see if they truly were worthy of him. A test to see if they would do something to save the planet they were given or not?
You fail the test. On all counts.
So, wait ... the folks on Rapture Ready believe the whole world is going to Hell in a handbasket, the End Times are right around the corner, everything's on the verge of collapse, all the signs of imminent doom are in place ...
... and yet they think that Global Warming is a myth?
My biggest gripe with this quote is this part:"Just wait until these knuckle heads see what God can really do with the sun."
Knuckle heads? What are you, eighty?
"Fairy tail"???????????? I guess that would go along great with the fairy wings.
It's FAIRYTALE, you fuckin' moron!
And there shall,
And there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are.
And nobody will really know,
At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer.
And the young shall not know,
That their fathers put there only the night before.
About 8 o'clock
And there shall,
And there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are.
And nobody will really know,
At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer.
And the young shall not know,
That their fathers put there only the night before.
About 8 o'clock
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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