Oh I hope He does come soon. This world is going down the toilet so fast. I know I shouldn't fear, and I don't for myself, but I have a wife and 8 year old son. It's them that I don't want harm to come to. I just can't imagine what would happen if they showed up at our doors and said it's time to go to the "camp".
With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper, belonging to multiple Christian and political websites as well as being an elder at our church, I'm sure I'm already red flagged. Well, at least I know my eternal security regardless what happens, and therein lies my hope and joy, that I will forever be with the Lord! But even so, come Lord Jesus, come! Right now would be good.
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"I just can't imagine what would happen if they showed up at our doors and said it's time to go to the "camp". "
More likely they would say "get on the gurney" so they could take you off to the hospital.
Red flagged by whom? By our government that is overwhelmingly populated by christians? What kind of fucking nutcase are you?
Acquitted, you need to turn off the fox news, log off of RaptureReady, and live in the fucking real world for a few days.
Oh I hope He does come soon.
2000+ years and counting...
I wouldn't hold my breath.
"With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper, belonging to multiple Christian and political websites as well as being an elder at our church, I'm sure I'm already red flagged. "
Nobody gives a shit about your rambling letters full of conspiracy theories, your circle-jerk websites, or your annoying little death cult. Get over yourself and get a life.
For the umpteenth time already, if you have read your Bible, you would see that when Jesus Christ returns, it's supposed to come at a complete surprise to you. It should not be anticipated and to do so may actually delay His return.
Also, Jesus Christ is to return on his own time, not when you or anyone else at RaptureReady thinks crap is hitting the fan.
*Sigh* Sadly, I know I am going to be repeating myself again sometime very soon.
@ Zeus Almighty - I think if you go into fundiedom you pretty much loose your ability to think critically and rationally, but not your sanity. My sister knows a lady that was interested in the NFL and watched NFL games, but when she developed paranoid schizophenia, she truly believed that the people in the NFL was after her.
These people have to imagine persecution to make their beliefs correct, and then they have the gall to tell any of the minorities to hate that they're not being persecuted?
"With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper, belonging to multiple Christian and political websites as well as being an elder at our church, I'm sure I'm already red flagged"
What was it Jesus said about bragging about works? Oh, that's right, you don't follow a word Jesus said - you're a Christian.
I called my congressman
And he said, quote:
I'd like to help you, son, but
You're too stupid to vote.
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a-gonna do....
There ain't no cure for the Fundietard Blues.
Yeah, my parents used to spoon-feed me paranoia, too...
At least they taught us that life on Earth isn't supposed to suck.
Don't flatter yourself, hon. Whoever "they" are, they don't give a shit about your pathetic ramblings, unless the include threats of violence, or what websites you surf, unless it's child porn. I know you want to believe you're someone important enough for the government to be tracking your every move, but you sound like you're just some attention whore, and there's already too many of those in the world right now for any single one to matter. At least you have fstdt to throw you a few crumbs.
Wasn't there something about "do unto others..." and "what you do to the least of my brothers you do unto me"?
How many homeless have you taken in, how many disease ridden have you nursed, how many poor have you supported?
Those kinds of actions will help you get into heaven, not pestering congressmen or editors with booring letters.
I'm assuming from your quote that you're longing for death or the anal-rocketry, Saviour-waist-clasping type scenario that passes for the cessation of your earthly residence. But before you go, I wonder if you've got the time to inform us whether or not the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barack Obama, has happened yet?
After reading this, I actually fear for your wife and son, as the crap you posted here makes me remember similar ramblings of a man who killed his whole family, "sendign them home to Jesus".
Please, please, will someone start camps for Raptards that they can all be confined in. And in these camps, please, however distasteful to us, install all manner of terrible instrumnents of torture that these Raptards will have to pass by each day. And then have these chambers with shower heads that the Raptards can be crowded into, and through the heads pump in clean pure air. Then, when feeding them, starve them with a good healthy diet, so that they actually return down to a proper body-weight. Absolutely ban all burgers and French fries, as a particularly nasty and vengeful torment.
I supose we could also have a ban on all TVs, and no pastors allowed either - or Bibles. Then we could have re-education, or even brainwashing, to try to bring these idiots to some sense of reality. And if all of this fails, hell, I suppose it will have to be the lions and tigers. There are nice zoos in America that might allow these fools to enter the cages of their choice.
It's Jesus that will be coming to take you to a camp.
Ok, all jokes aside, WTF!!!!!!!!!! Are these knuckle-draggers that damned paranoid?! They can't be serious!
"This world is going down the toilet so fast."
The flushers have been removed from power, so nothing to worry about.
"I just can't imagine what would happen if they showed up at our doors and said it's time to go to the "camp"."
i can't even begin to comprehend the level of stupidity it takes to utter such shite.
what fucking camps would you be taken to, and more importantly, WHY?!?
Protip: No matter how much you scream about Obama being a seeeeeecret Muslim, he identifies as Christian. As does, I imagine, most everyone else in power with him. So the chances of the persecution that seems to be giving you such a hard-on coming to pass are roughly nil.
We are backed up with Fundies at the moment
Processing them at "Das Kamp" is slow.
It will be about a month before we can get to you but don't worry we have chips implanted so we can find you when we are ready.
PS We only use tortures approved by RR posters recommend for gays nothing nasty :-)
"Do unto others as you would have done to yourself" is our camp motto.
No, friend. You're not "red flagged."
To be blunt, you're not that important. Get over yourself.
"I'm sure I'm already red flagged."
Yes, everybody's red-flagged you as a certifiable grade-A nutjob.
"This world is going down the toilet so fast."
Only according to you. For the rest of us the world is as it always has been.
"it's time to go to the "camp"."
What's with all the imaginary persecution? You realize that someone's going to have to suddenly gain a lot more power to be able to do something like that. It's more likely one of you will get into power and try to put any number of people (gays, atheists, Muslims, etc.) in "camps". You're going to say "Nuh uh! We wouldn't do that!" Well, neither would we, because it's neither right morally nor helpful to our causes.
"With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper... "
It's not camp, it's a mental facility and it has nothing to do with your religion if they come for you. I'm wondering if some of those people are considering Harassment Orders against you - if you really are that prolific.
See this? *rubs middle finger & thumb together *. It's 'Hearts & Flowers' played on the world's smallest violin. My heart bleeds for you.
Now grow up, you twat.
@RevDG
I'm just surprised Acquitted didn't mention teh ebil librul darkie Obama (a.k.a. 'AC'), then we'd also have RSTDT. Trifecta!
To that I give the quote that I say to myself whenever I am beset with anxiety about something: "Panic when the bullet is in your chest."
I don't remember the originator, but it's a good piece of advice. There's no way of knowing for sure what will happen in the future, so you might as well let yourself go and just enjoy life in the present moment. You're going to run yourself completey ragged.
Neon Elf said: "This nutjob sounds scarily like the type who would kill his wife and child to 'save' them from the imaginary camps."
I had a cousin flip out a few years ago. Seems he thought satan was in the phone line and pulled a knife. The wife fortunately got their two kids out of the house, but when they checked on him a couple of days later he had blown his brains out w/a shotgun. Obviously he was mentally ill but in my thinking it's a chicken or egg deal: Does fundie cause mental illness or does mental illness have some kind of attraction towards fundieness?
It's funny that the only people in a position of power to put these people in "camps" are the politicians, who also happen to be majority Christian.
Don't be too hard on people like Acquitted, they just see that non-existent persecution as a way to feel special. If the evil gummint wasn't coming for them, they wouldn't feel like they were any different than anyone else. If Jesus wasn't coming for them, they wouldn't have a reason to live.
Your life is so pointless that you long for persecution to make you feel special? Your future is so bleak that you want to be whooshed away to never-never land? I fear for your family, I really do.
@Dexter, thank you for my Halloween costume idea.
instant MGS3 image. I can just picture this old guy on the roof of his house with a rifle waiting for the mean ol' liberals to come and take them away.
waiting, night and day...
waiting...
and then he dies of old age.
And you got the idea about the government rounding you up and sending you to an internment camp from Guantanamo Bay and Camp X-ray, right?
Oh, wait, those were only for terrorists , and you completely supported them.
Guess I focussed too much on the sex thing earlier... but hey, out of doors is good for me. Oh Jesus... Jesus... Fuck me...!!!
Okay, that's enough. You do your best "When Harry Met Sally" thing here now.
Let's come together, right now...
When the evil Demoncrats haul you off to that camp think on how Buzzardhut banned me from RR {and deleted my posts) for arguing that if waterboarding was torture when it was used on American POW's in WWII it still was when inflicted on 'unlawful combatants' in Gitmo.
You have been banned for the following reason:
Posting unwanted spam
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
You might get to find out whether simulated drowning is torture or not for yourself, bwahah hah hah!
Actually, no you won't. Because the camps only exist in the demented imaginations of a handful of nut-job cultists.
Another thought occurs to me. They have no evidence of Christian prosecution to base this fear on.
However there are established laws of the land in place that have incarcerated many 'good Christians' for varied crimes.
What are these people doing that they feel the need for a 'persecuted for my beliefs' defense to be in place before they're arrested? None of the things they mention are illegal and they know it. What else are you doing?
"With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper, belonging to multiple Christian and political websites as well as being an elder at our church, I'm sure I'm already red flagged. "
Writing in crayon will do that.
"But even so, come Lord Jesus, come! Right now would be good."
Idiots like you have been saying that for nearly 5000 years.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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