Geoffrey Grider #fundie #quack #conspiracy nowtheendbegins.com

With my eyes still crusty from sleep, I opened my phone to look at the news while coffee was brewing this morning, and I saw a headline that hit me like a ton of bricks. It said ‘NEW COVID VARIANT ‘ARCTURUS’ CAUSING SURGE IN INDIA’, and right away I knew where I had heard that word before. “In astronomy class”, you say? No sir, I reply, it’s in the pages of my King James Bible, and it’s a direct reference to the last days. Oh, and guess what? For ‘some strange reason’, all of the modern versions have removed the word ‘Arcturus’, I wonder why?

“Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion? Canst thou bring forth Mazzaroth in his season? or canst thou guide Arcturus with his sons? Knowest thou the ordinances of heaven? canst thou set the dominion thereof in the earth?” Job 38:31-33 (KJB)

Arcturus in your King James Bible is the ‘Big Dipper’ or ‘The Bear’ from high school astronomy class, and the ‘sons of Arcturus’ are the ‘sons of the Bear’ that make up the handle of the ‘Big Dipper’. Have you ever looked in your Bible to see if there is a Bear mentioned anywhere in relation to the end times? Because there sure is. You can start in Revelation 13:1,2 to see the Bear as one of the features of Antichrist, and if you went digging you would find that same theme repeated in Daniel 7:5, Amos 5:19, and Proverbs 28:15 just to name a few. But if you have an NIV, ESV, RSV, ASV, NKJV or the Legacy Standard Bible you have no idea what I’m talking about because the references have been removed

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