Ivan Throne #sexist darktriadman.com

[from an article entitled '10 Ways to Calculate Her Wife Value']

The genetic disposition of her beauty over time.

Feminine beauty is transient but nonetheless the defining attribute of the sex and the most complicated and detailed aspect of wife value to calculate.

There are many different kinds of physical feminine beauty. The purpose of this beauty is to attract a mate. It is not designed to retain a mate, for our evolved biology does not require it nor did our ancestors usually survive long enough to see feminine beauty reach the typical modern denouement of spreading hips, thickened waist, bulging of jowls and drooping of breasts that accompany unattended aging in the female.

Feminine beauty may be sexually provocative, with large eyes and pouting lips paired by luxurious hair and weight distributed across her frame in a pleasing and voluptuous manner, driving a fierce desire for ferocious and lustful penetration of her.

It may be breathtaking beauty of classic lines, with a bone structure that awes with symmetry and graceful proportion, instilling amazed fascination at its remarkably stunning appearance.

It may be a glow of youth and health with clear lovely skin, glossy hair and a brilliant smile that overrides issues of stature or proportion, of bone structure or symmetry, pulling you in with gradually increasing appreciation.

Beauty fades. But it fades on easily determinable lines.

How do you make this determination?

How do you coldly assess the future wife value of a woman where her beauty is concerned?

The answer is simple.

You are judging an animal similar to a horse.

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