Nobody, not even Jesus, knows EXACTLY when He will return! FACT! Only God the Father knows. But hear me well: Jesus was a lamb when he was here the first time. He will return as a LION, and I ain’t lyin! (lol). Read the book or see the movie: The Case for Christ, and then repost here. Josh McDowell is a tad hokey, to put it nicely.
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Nobody, not even Jesus, knows EXACTLY when He will return! I do: NEVER!
Jesus promised to return within the lifetime of the disciples present at the time
But after he got beamed back up to the starship, he remembered they were gonna return to Earth after a trip going very near the speed of light.
So even though from THEIR point of view, they’d come back after a time short enough that some of the disciples he left behind on Earth could still be alive, it would be a LOT longer since he left down on Earth because of time dilation.
Everyone he met while on Earth would be long dead.
Jesus (slaps forehead): “D’OH!”
"...not even Jesus, knows EXACTLY when He will return! FACT! Only God the Father knows."
God does, Jesus doesn't? Exactly how do you think the Trinity works, then?
Nobody, not even Jesus, knows EXACTLY when He will return! FACT!
Well, by that last word alone is your entire doctrine - thus your whole religion - destroyed. How?
The Nestor in "Battle Beyond the Stars". The Borg in "Star Trek". They have gestalt hive minds: what one knows, all know. So the Holy Spook & the Father knows what the Son doesn't ? Therefore the latter isn't the Father.
So much for the 'Trinity'. Ergo, your entire set of 'Belie fs' is more broken up than just the Borg Queen at the end of "Star Trek: First Contact".
And even she would have a replacement: what do you think Seven of Nine was, as per her designation: Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One...?!
Welp, as per 'Teach the Controversy' if you think your 'Belie fs' are fact , so is the creation of Gene Roddenberry. Enjoy your Bluetooth earpiece/headphones, iOS/Android tablet & smartphone, Phil...!
...and what Kirk says to God in one of the films: thus proving he isn't .
I'm picturing Jesus hanging out with a cute angel at Heavenly Starbucks, planning to catch a movie later, when suddenly ZAP!
"Aw, Daaaaaaaaad! Not right NOW! Not THIS place again!"
@Lucilius :
Heresy! Everyone knows angels prefer McDonald’s!
(But yes, the idea that even Jesus will be surprised is hilarious.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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