Paul Resnikoff #conspiracy digitalmusicnews.com

Was Kim Kardashian really robbed at gunpoint in Paris? Here’s why the story isn’t stacking up.

It just doesn’t make sense. There are too many details missing, conflicting, or seemingly fabricated. And now, people are starting to call bullshit on news that Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint this weekend in Paris.

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Bullshit Flag #3: One Kardashian spokesperson said there were two gunmen. Another said there were five.

So which is it? If it was five, were there really five guys dressed up like Paris cops? That would draw a serious scene, and witness reports.

But we haven’t heard any witness reports. Actually, there was one: the watchman, who was supposedly tied up himself, yet somehow noted that two men left on bicycles while three others left on foot. Huh?

Bullshit Flag #4: It happened right in the middle of a Kanye West concert.

Perfect timing.

Things happen when things happen, but, right in the middle of a Kanye performance? That sounds suspiciously like an attempt to maximize publicity, with Kanye dramatically rushing off the stage to handle a ‘family emergency’.

Bullshit Flag #5: It happened several songs into the Kanye West concert, so no refunds would be needed.

“We appreciate the great show he put on for fans to close out the inaugural Meadows Festival. Our thoughts are with West and his family,” the festival offered in a statement.

Notice that the Meadows Festival told fans that the show was merely ending early after a ‘great show,’ and would not be refunded. That critical difference means millions of dollars, and no ‘make up’ show.

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Bullshit Flag #9: These guys haven’t been caught, or even identified?

Bullshit! You impersonate cops, infiltrate a high-end luxury residence, and just slip away in the middle of the night on bikes? No way: five guys dressed like fake cops would probably be either busted, or at least identified by camera shots. Remember, in major metropolitan cities like Paris, cameras are everywhere. And after a spate of terrorist attacks, the entire city is being completely monitored.

Yet we have no footage?

Bullshit Flag #10: Where were Kim’s kids?

Kim Kardashian has two kids who were in Paris. Yet somehow, they weren’t in the massive, multi-room sprawling suite at the time of the heist? Why not?

Reports suggest that Kardashian’s two kids were staying at a separate hotel. Huh?

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