bobby,
where do you live because me and my freinds are going to come and kick you ass you fucking idiot. and the next time you call my god a faggot i will jam another oar up your ass and you will have three oars up your ass and your boyfriends dick and i will super glue those oars before i put them in your ass. you are a dog fucker, and a spaghetti monster fucker and a devil fucker and a boyfrien fucker.
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oh and a post from earlier http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=12190
Now, I find the FSM hilarious, and a great send-up of creationist fundies. (Who, unfortunately, don't actually seem to have a sense of humor that they are aware of.) But I never got the impression he was gay. Weird, yes. Strange, absolutely, but gay? Nope, I just don't see it.
Well, brave Mr. Anonymous, who needs to bring his friends to this assault, seems to be the one obsessed with putting things in other men's asses. Probably a repressed, dysfunctional homosexual.
That super glue part really reminded me of the "And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?" line from Team America...
Notice how the last sentence tries to escalate each insult to be worse than the one before it. Bibbly is first accused of having sex with dogs, then of having sex with a whole spaghetti monster, then of having sex with the Devil Himself. And what does Anonymous choose as the real clincher, the final coup-de-gras biggest insult of them all?
Note: if you're confused about where the three oars came from, the first two got there from a previous post ... http://www.garnersclassics.com/wavs/tommy/upass.wav
The way I read it is that the guy is just dying to know where Bobby lives so that he can hunt him down and gang-molest him...
...This, of course, sounds very Christian.
Quite an anal fixation there.
On a second note, and eternal, omnipotent diety may be above earthly descriptions such as gender or sexual orientation. It's just homophobic redneck fundies who insist on "him" being male and hetero.
"That super glue part really reminded me of the "And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?" line from Team America..."
Years late, but...
What friends?
And lo, David and his cohorts did come unto Bobby and smote him, and Bobby was smote with the oars of the men of Israel. And then did Bobby again say unto David, "Thy god is a faggot," and David returned unto him and again were oars put to him, such that Bobby cried out. And the LORD heard Bobby's lament, and He called it good. Then the LORD did command David "Seal shut thy kinsman with oars stuck yet in him," and David did as the LORD commanded to Bobby, who had lain with dogs and beasts of the sky, and the Satan, and with other men of Israel. And Bobby was wroth, and went unto the people of Israel and told of the things he had done.
Nice grammar, a real testament to home-schooling nationwide!
And please keep the threats up, you will prove two things about yourself:
1. That you are retarded beyond fixing.
Your god is a faggot.
Come and get me.
Jesus is God, correct, o Anon...?
Fact (*snerk! *): Jesus hung around with twelve men, two of whom were sailors. One of said twelve men kissed him. He hardly associated with women, if ever, and didn't have a girlfriend, nor did he marry a woman, ever. He told others to 'Love your fellow man '. He had long hair. Wore a dress, too.
Oh, I don't need to call your God a 'Faggot' - when he himself does. [/mega-smartarse]
And those of your kind - especially men - say hey are 'In Christ', and that they will be 'His Bride '. Oh, I don't need to say anything. It's you who are the ones projecting so much, you make the IMAX format obsolete.
No Anonymous, you are the Faggots.
And then Anon was a dog fucker. >:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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