Every man should go deep within himself and get in touch with his feminine side. Then he should strangle the bitch.
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Self-fisting homoerotic asphyxiation wish fulfillment, ay? Keep talking, repressed one, keep fucking talking. We know by your words what you're really thinking about.
Seriously though, you're obviously so repressed and insecure with your sexuality that you must parade your machismo.
It might be a bit overcompensating, but it's also pretty funny. I didn't see sentence #2 coming.
@Mister Spak
*Flinch*. Sounds painful.
@Big Jilm
"Self-fisting homoerotic asphyxiation wish fulfillment, ay? Keep talking, repressed one, keep fucking talking. We know by your words what you're really thinking about.
Seriously though, you're obviously so repressed and insecure with your sexuality that you must parade your machismo."
Zippy the pin-head here = Stephen Milligan Mk. II
He obviously typed that with one hand. Wearing stockings, and his computer's monitor cable around his neck, whilst inserting a poppers-soaked tangerine up his bum with the other. >:D
Calling it your feminine side implies the emotions and actions generally attributed to it are inherently feminine, which implies that females are largely defined by those attributes, or that men are largely deprived of them. And the reverse for the 'masculine' side. This is pure hard-line gender roles bullshit that actual supporters of gender equality should distance themselves from.
My fellow comment section dwellers, I urge you to consider this the next time you knock a mong over the head with accusations of sexism. For the sake of at least appearing more in favor of gender equality than they do.
I tried this.
Once I got in touch with my feminine side, it turned out that we had loads in common.
We're going on a date next week.
On a different forum, that might have been funny.
@ Master Spak, biologically speaking, research indicates you are correct about where a man's feminine side resides.
@Big Jilm, interesting, and I'm sure accurate interpretation of Zippy's problem.
Finally, @Sangfroid, I LOLd.
Location, location, location. If this was on some random forum that wasn't known for severe misogyny, it might have been funny. But, given that it's on Sunshine Mary and the Dragon, it's terrifying.
@Sargon
They just want themselves one of them sweet, sweet fedoras. Supplies are limited however, so only the biggest, most outspoken neckbeards get one delivered to their mom's basement.
Well this guy has issues, here is Dr. hogire's diagnosis
1: mommy didn't love him enough
2: he believes that getting in touch with one's feminine side makes men turn gay, and that eventually it will end up with him in a gigantic man orgy of sweaty, gyrating muscular hips as he screams from the very bottom of the pile
3: he's just an asshole who believes women 'need to get back in dat there kitchen and make him a sammich'
Actually, if you see such a fundamental difference in genders, a uniting with your anima\animus might not be a bad idea. Trying to strangle them might not even be a bad idea. Then the subconcious can smack you over the head with a cluebat.
Note: This is not a nice thing to recommend.
(Anon-e-moose)
"He obviously typed that with one hand."
Ponder this, grasshopper: what is the sound of one hand fapping? [/Kwai Chang Caine]
(The Crimson Ghost)
"I don't want to be a pinhead no more!"
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Oh, I dunno. Pinhead is a rather cool guy, once you get to know him. *chuckles*
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