Paulus McCartneyus #fundie signsofwitness.com

A Secret Doctrine found in certain ancient Kabbalistic texts reveals that there is a LIMITED NUMBER OF SOULS. God only creates a certain number–less than three billion total. The Earth is not supposed to bear the burden of more than three billion people. We were supposed to control our impulses and keep our population in check, well under that mark. Three billion souls were created and kept waiting in a spiraling limbo which I call Soul Delivery Holding Pattern. They were delivered as new people were created–but then the supply ran out! God refuses to create more than three billion souls!

So the other three billion people who have been born are WITHOUT SOULS!

Warning! The Soulless Will BLOW UP the ENSOULED! A shortage of Souls will Lead to the End of World!

THAT is why there are so many psychokillers, child molesters, internet predators, child porn purveyors, porn spammers, Nigerian con game spammers, people killing their children, people SELLING THEIR CHILDREN FOR FOOD MONEY in other countries, people not feeding their children, people leaving them tied up in rooms for weeks at a time till some shocked neighbor stumbles on them; that is why there could be the Holocaust and the genocides in Serbia and Rwanda and the Sudan. That is why there are crazy religious fundamentalists pushing their Jihads down people’s throats. That is why people talk other people into being suicide bombers. That is why there are so many casinos, all run by soulless people, and scam artists stealing from elderly people. That is why there are so many people who pollute the world without caring about what happens then. Because the people doing these things HAVE NO SOULS.

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