I don't have any "religious" beliefs, I am a Bible believer not a religionist.
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@KZadBhat #20399
Damn auto correct. His name should have been NTEB and he is a/the moderator for the site.
NTEB is an acronym for “Now The End Begins”
So ya maybe not #fundie , now about #irony ?
I don't have any "religious" beliefs
So you're one of those 'I have a Personal Relationship with Jesus' types. I see.
In that case, the IRS would like a word with you & your church/related organisations.
Now watch the OP backpedal faster than Graeme Obree can cycle on water forwards on his bike made with parts from washing machines & saucepans.
So why do Islam & $cientology have tax exemptions in the US again...?! [/US Constitution]
'What is Christianity?' said NTEB indifferently. ’It’s a personal relationship with the Creator of Life, the Universe and Everything, not a religion. ‘Religion’ is belief in false gods, that are nothing but figments of someone’s imagination. It was Christianity’s REAL God who created all there is, making Earth the center of the universe.'
Winston made another convulsive movement. This time he did not say anything. NTEB continued as though answering a spoken objection:
'For certain purposes, of course, that is not true. When we argue for 1st Amendment rights for Christians or when we defend tax excemption for churches, we find it convenient to claim that Christianity is a religion and therefore we are entitled to such things. But what of it? Do you suppose it is beyond us to produce a dual system of theology? Christianity can be a religion or more than a religion, according as we need it. Do you suppose it’s beyond our theologians to make that work? Have you forgotten doublethink?'
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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