[In response to a thread titled : "Generals: Drop Ban on Gays in Military"]
the doctrine of military necessity mandates that only the most fit-physically, mentally, and otherwise-should be serving in any military branch. The dirty little secret these idiot retired brass are trying to gloss over, is that intrinsic to the homosexual lifestyle is a number of nasty little diseases not at all seen in the hetero world, not the least of which is AIDS.And beside those bugs, there is also a little thing called "gay bowel syndrome", obviously again peculiar to the gays,a case of which would also likely render a service member unfit for duty.
Finally, the inevitable plethora of sexual harassment, favoritism in promotions, and an overall lack of unit cohesiveness resulting from sexual tension and the "me first" mentality so pervasive to anyone who wears their sexual proclivities on their cuff, would be very bad news indeed.
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Wait. Heterosexuals don't get AIDS? Now there's something I didn't know! I always thought that AIDS, unlike fundies, DID NOT DISCRIMINATE.
Gay Bowel Syndrome? What the hell!?
GAY BOWEL SYNDROME? SERIOUSLY WTF?
AIDS is intrinsic to the homosexual lifestyle? And straight people don't get it?
This is so stupid I think I just got a little dumber by reading it.
Hey, what the fuck is it with the Gay Bowel Syndrome. If I had it, I wouldn't be such a miserable Asshole, what with happy bowels and all.
Maybe, just maybe, the real problem with having gays in the military are people such as yourself who are (at best) poorly educated, not to mention gullible enough to believe in such a thing as "gay disease", or even diseases specifically endemic to our gaydom.
Don't say there isn't a "gay bowel syndrome," because there is - its just STDs found in bowels. Obviously, these are also found in heterosexuals - and the ban (on gays in the military) is stupid, but that doesn't mean we have the sound as ignorant as he is.
Sexual orientation does not, in any way, affect one's ability to shoot a gun, drive a truck, or plan tactical situations. Thus the ban on individuals of a certain sexual orientation within the military is not only unconstitutional, but seriously non-revelant for an organization looking for people willing to follow orders and potentially die for the cause.
Anyone--DUMB ENOUGH!--to wanna be in the military...should be allowed in. End of fucking story. That should be the only requirement. I don't care how many push-ups you can do put on a helmet, go wait in that fox hole. We'll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. I've been watching all these Congressional hearings and all these military guys and all the pundits going, "The esprit de corps will be affected, and we are such a moral
" Excuse me, but aren't you all a bunch of fucking hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we'll let you know. Until then
The military does health screenings on all new recruits. Only healthy recruits stay.
Isn't that a more efficient and accurate way of making sure only healthy recruits end up in the military than allowing straights and banning gays?
Haven't you realised that all the venereal diseases you speak about affect heterosexuals too(AIDS included), because bacteriae and viri don't discriminate the sex of the bearer?, haven't you realised that the most physically fit can too be gay?. Haven't you realised that, since women are in the military, directly or indirectly, the same problem of sexual harrasment and favoritism can happen too if they're straight?
There is no condition called "gay bowel syndrome." There are numerous diseases and infections of the bowels, many associated with anal sex, but they are not exclusive to homosexuals (and are all but absent in lesbians, which you seem to be forgetting amidst your bigoted tirade).
AIDS affects heterosexuals too; in fact, lesbians are the lowest-risk group for AIDS, and heterosexuals make up 33% of new AIDS cases every year. The disease is slowing amongst homosexuals (since the 90s), but rising in heterosexuals. [Source: CDC]
As for sexual harassment, promotion by favoritism, and the "me first" mentality: those are common personality traits of heterosexual men. Are you projecting, maybe?
Hey db45et, I hate to break this to you but gays already do serve in the military. Lots of them. I know a few of them personally, and their just as fit as anyone else to serve and don't do a damn thing to hurt unit cohesiveness.
You seem to be wearing your bigotry on your cuff.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Whenever a dumbfuck like this says something to the effect, he should be tracked down, drafted, and sent into combat to relieve a gay or female soldier that they seem to loathe so much. A person should not have to die for someone who will never appreciate or even acknowledge their sacrifice.
Gay men don't do well in the military. You know, like Alexander the Great, Richard the Lion-Hearted, Frederick the Great, King Gustav III.
Old Viking: Richard the Lion-Hearted was gay? ... not shocking, really, come to think of it.
GigaGuess: What you said, essentially.
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"gay bowel syndrome"
No, its not a disease. Yes, it is a syndrome, albeit poorly named. Yes, the physicians that named it are probably a bunch of dicks. It doesn't change that this is something recognized by medical professions.
Quit saying "no such thing." You sound as retarded as the creationists.
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