If I had a time machine, I’d assassinate heretics like Muhammad, Buddha, Confucius, Zoroaster, L. Ron Hubbard, and basically every other major non-Christian cult leader. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that this would be a sin; in fact, God states in the Old Testament that followers of other religions were to be brutally put down.
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Honestly? If I had a time machine I’d go back to the past and try to take pictures of the actual Jesus. Maybe proving that he’s not a caucasian, tall, long-haired adonis but rather an average middle-eastern guy might pull some of these fundies off their high horse.
And aside from that, I’d just destroy the time machine. No man should have this power, certainly not the batshit crazy OP.
@Timjer #62614
I'm not sure that's even possible. All historical corroboration of the existence of jesus is through members of early Christian churches.
In reality, the book written by John is probably a piece of creative or pseudophilosophical fiction.
That isn't to say that it isn't valuable, or that it does not contain some important truths in language that is sometimes unfortunately (and necessarily) obtuse. Rather, it doesn't have to be true for it to contain truth.
When even Skynet, least of all the Human Resistance relied upon a huge orbital mirror to reflect the radiant energy from the sun to provide the petawatts of power required for their Temporal Displacement facilities to function, good luck with that, OP.
...or you could purposely slip off your toilet so your head would hit such to give you the inspiration for a Flux Capacitor: Just you .
Indeed: we insist that you do so: as many times as required...!
You don’t need to kill L. Ron Hubbard. Just doing the other stuff would change history so drastically that he’d never have been born. It would also change modern Christianity so much that you might not even recognize what it becomes… if it even still exists, and hasn’t been replaced by a newer, more aggressive Abrahamic religion with a new prophet. Nor would it stop new religions from forming in reaction to whatever it becomes. And if people still spoke English anywhere, you probably wouldn’t understand it very well. For all you know, humanity might end up still living in castles in 2020, or they might have nuked themselves out of existence in 1890.
This is assuming timelines aren’t self-correcting, in which case this will end up doing virtually nothing. And that the past isn’t fixed, so that you can’t do anything you haven’t already done.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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