(The Confederate): I remember when I was a kid and niggers had giant afros and me and my friends used to flick cigarette butts in them and laugh like hell!
(Tired of Them): I remember a mate of mine smashed an egg on a niggers head when we were about nine or ten. This nigger kid was the only nigger that lived anywhere near me as a child. My mate hid the egg in his hand and whacked it down on the niggers noggin. The nigger went: "Waaaaaaaagggh!" and ran off crying. The contents of the egg slithered through his brillo head in an amusingly different way to human hair. Happy times!