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I'm not American, so I didn't think the presidential race was an actual... well, you get the picture.
You get three guesses who I'm "Barack"ing for.
To a greater or lesser extent this is an image that could evoke any Presidential inauguration. If anything, Obama's giving it away with a slightly longer fuse than the one he got handed by Bush. But this is hardly a new problem; ask Hoover or Lincoln about being handed all the problems their predecessors didn't feel like fixing.
The presidential election as a race, eh?
It would be a race where afterwards, the members of the Victorial College (ViCo) vote which racer they thought made the best impression during the race. Each racer gets 1 second deducted from their finish time for each ViCo vote they get.
This time, something happened that has only happened a very few times before: the racer who finished second got so many more ViCo votes, his time became the best, so he won after all.
The government was in far better shape when Obama handed it to Trump than it was when George W. Bush handed it to Obama.
But yeah, nice way to keep blaming all the country's problems on the black fella. I imagine after 4 years of Trump fuckups you'll still be claiming it's Obama's fault.
...so - like the idiot in the Jamaican team responsible for another Usain being stripped of one of his gold medals in 2016 Rio - Donald Fart is actually the cause of Obama's administration being anything less than perfect , amirite...?!
...oh, and the relay doesn't work that way, retard. Are you going to call the IAAF's & the IOC's long-established rules 'Fake News'?! [/Jesse Owens]
Hilarious!
Except that Obama was handed an actual steaming mess, not a cartoon mess, including an economy on the verge of collapse, all of which he cleaned up, while Trump was handed an organized operation which he seems incapable of understanding, much less running with anything resembling efficiency.
Other than that: spot on!
There's absolutely no way President Evil would be physically able to handle that stick of dynamite. It's far too large for his baby mitts.
The nation of Kenya, Obama's supposed native country, has produced multiple Olympic medalists in the track & field event. Why would the Orange Orc think he could possibly defeat Barry in a race? Or maybe it's just this annoying, talentless hack thinking he's funny, & failing miserably. Like republicans do whenever they intentionally try to be funny. Case in point- Dennis Miller.
Trump was completely unprepared for just how volatile a job being President is, and that it can often require dealing with some very short fuses. Literally, when you consider he's now in control of the most powerful military and nuclear arsenal in the world. And everyone knew it. A Good Cartoon.
I don't think there's a much better metaphor to describe the Presidency than a stick of lit dynamite.
I keep saying Trump ran for king, not president, and every damn day he shows he has no idea how to handle the volatile job he landed himself.
Now, the image of Obama looking spiteful is not really that accurate. Obama has been very cordial and respectful as always since leaving office.
But Trump on the other hand is pretty accurate. He has the face of somebody who is really confused but doesn't want to ask questions. He is a buffoon who appears to have not properly prepared for the race given how large his stomach is in comparison to his arms and legs (its not uncommon for runners to appear stout or have chubby cheeks, but they usually also have wide, muscular arms and legs too-- which Trump here appears to lack or the muscles were simply poorly conveyed). He also looks like he's about to do something really dangerous that he doesn't fully understand the implications of (even if they're hitting him right in the face) but is going to do anyway.
Yep, that is definitely Trump there.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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