Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist #wingnut #pratt

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Another meme from Colonel-Knight-Rider demonstrating both how little he understands things AND his racist understanding of how things work.

(On one side is “Anti-Racist Virgins”, depicting everything Colonel-Knight-Rider thinks is wrong, and on the other is “Color-Blind Chads” embodying everything Colonel-Knight-Rider thinks is good.)

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Aren’t memes supposed to be short, funny, and get to the point quickly?

If you’re gonna put a wall of text in a meme like that might as well skip the whole picture thing.

So, this is what you believe bobby, eh? At the very, VERY least what you find funny and insightful, how you see people who actually stand up for their human rights.

Kudos, fuckhead, you’ve just been downgraded to a right and proper degenerate in my eyes. Remember that whole crap about how you think we consider you teh worst person in the world? We still very much don’t but you are fucking racing to the bottom, you little turd.

Reduced to a piss-poor ripoff of the equally pathetic ‘meme' used by manbabies, eh?

That in itself sums you up, Bobby.

@WhiteNoise that's one reason the "Virgin _____ / Chad _____" is one of the dumbest memes around. Looks terrible, no real punch to it, if it's supposed to be clever, not seen one manage it.

The strawman antiracists vs. the head-in-sand colour blinds

FTFY.

Please watch this video.

Not that there’s anything wrong with being a virgin, but when the only girlfriend you’ve ever had is your imaginary one then I wouldn’t use the word ‘virgin’ as an insult, Robert.

I went to the source and didn't find that racist virgin-chad meme (but one of the comments refers to it). Instead I found this:

I was inspired to repost this after a serial sockpuppeter who doesn't understand the meaning of what he's saying sockpuppeted me again today, as he did with Claire. This was followed by an informant notifying me of several people sharing hate art of my characters. So, to all my stalkers, harassers, trolls, bullies, gaslighters, abusers, hate artists, and more who try and bring me down, I have one thing say to you: What you say about me is factually wrong. What you think about me is factually wrong. The man you have in your head and I are not the same person.
I am NOT:
-A racist.
-A Nazi.
-A "wingnut."
-A fundamentalist/holy-roller.
-An American exceptionalist.
-A sexist.
-A homophobe.
-A transphobe.
-A xenophobe.
-An abuser.
-A bully.
-An idiot.
-A stalker.
-A harasser.
-An egoist.
-A narcissist.
-A victim.
-An evil monster.
-My past.
-My emotional struggles.
-My pain.
-"Bobby."
I am not that kind of person. Maybe I don't always choose the best words to get my point across, but my motivations and intentions are always good, and I believe in doing what must be done for the greater good when confronted with a difficult choice. As your hate accounts keep on dropping from the sky like mosquitos in a cloud of bug spray, I'll still be here, inspiring people by the thousands to stand up and fight to save DeviantArt from moral corruption within its Powers That Be.
At this day and age, those who cry "Racist!" and "Privileged!" ironically exhibit those traits themselves.
Anyway, I AM:
-A friend to people from all walks of life.
-A hard-working bean counter who busted his tassets to get a master's from one of the top grad schools in the country with a 4.0 GPA.
-Unashamed of being politically incorrect because I know such jokes are based on outdated stereotypes that don't necessarily reflect reality.
-A "big brother" to my sweet friend Jonelle, to whom I owe my life.
-A skilled writer.
-A photographer.
-A digital cartoonist.
-A lighthearted satirist.
-A pop culture enthusiast.
-A Medieval enthusiast.
-An American auto enthusiast.
-A resolver of conflicts among friends.
-My present.
-My happiness.
-My generosity.
-My appetite for knowledge.
-An overcomer.
-An aspiring symbol of hope.
-A child of God.
-A three-dimensional human being.
-ROBERT.
I know what I am worth. And I will NEVER stop being myself, no matter how you perceive me. So, shut your half-width pie holes, bullies, because I WILL NOT!

Just, LOL. It's amazing that anybody can be this un-self-aware, but there it is. All I'll say is that anybody who unironically calls himself "an aspiring symbol of hope" is definitely a narcissist.

Edited to add: BTW, he follows this with an embedded music video for the theme from the 1980's Superman movies!

He iss still milking the Incel vs Chad meme? Doesn't he know it's a dead horse?

@Tilver #97432

On top of that, the “Virgin” looks like a regular human while the “Chad” is this misshapen thing with dislocated limbs and a crotch bulge that looks like he stuffed a bowling ball in his pants.

With that in mind, I suspect the original was meant to ridicule “Chads” rather than find them awesome.

@Spacewyrm #97442

Poor John Williams… being dragged into this.

Same with KITT.

@Spacewyrm #97442

I am NOT:
-A racist.
-A Nazi.

Ya know….if he finds himself constantly having to defend why he’s not…..maybe there’s a reason for that.

“Chad” is this misshapen thing with dislocated limbs and a crotch bulge that looks like he stuffed a bowling ball in his pants.
With that in mind, I suspect the original was meant to ridicule “Chads” rather than find them awesome.

Or is it meant to outline the shape of the country Chad?

@Spacewyrm #97442

The character that he has demonstrated in interactions with FSTDT that I have personally read:

- A slothful comic artist wannabe whose “art” mostly consists of copy-rotate-pasting the same few very basic assets over and over again, who considers drawing a nose consisting of a single line an achievement in his personal stylistic evolution
- A generic badfic writer
- Considers his completely unironic naked self-insert that is shamelessly “what if Knight Rider was an actual knight” - not even bothering with a mockbuster-style token name change - his proud creation with serious commercial potential
- Extremely self-righteous and self-justifying, even in the rare event that he admits fault
- Delusions of grandeur
- Malignantly naive
- Prone to black-and-white thinking and affinity fallacies
- Massive hero complex
- As a result of the above traits, very manipulable
- Incredibly, obsessively, vindictive
- Obsessed with getting the last word
- A massive hypocrite
- A two-faced coward
- Very willing to attack even his own friends if they dare to deliver news unfavourable to his vendettas
- Thinking very deeply rooted in stereotypes
- Extremely defensive in regards to people in whose validation he is deeply invested, including his controlling and during his childhood physically abusive parents
- A reliable Alt-Right Mitläufer firmly in the anti-SJW rabbit hole
- Expects easy forgiveness in the rare event that he admits to wrongdoing
- Has deeply internalised victim blaming for the physical abuse his parents inflicted upon him
- All in all, basically a G/PG*-rated Chris-chan Lite

Now, I won’t say that this is necessarily all there is to CKR, that he does not have any hidden depths, but these are consistent patterns of behaviour, and most definitively a not insignificant part of him.

* I am not familiar with American age appropriateness ratings

@Bastethotep #97491

Considers his completely unironic naked self-insert that is shamelessly “what if Knight Rider was an actual knight” - not even bothering with a mockbuster-style token name change - his proud creation with serious commercial potential

Yeah, based on that I thought for sure he was 13, at the oldest. I mean, this is like the sort of setting I might have come up with in middle school or earlier (one shameless ripoff of Aquaman I once came up with comes to mind) To think he is (if he is telling the truth) apparently a full-grown adult who managed to get master's degree is just incredible...

@Malingspann #97489

I certainly see that with the head. I think that was on purpose.

Anyhoo; Chad is a half-melted “Stretch Armstrong” toy with a bowling-ball crotch who’ head is shaped like the African country who shares his name.

Okay which one of you prompted all this, I legit thought he put this up because I found out he uses multiple accounts to bypass anyone blocking him so I asked people to let me know if he tried contacting any of them about me and my main online identity

I legit want to see this hate-art he claims is going around, unfortunately if it actually is real (and tbh there is a small part of me thinking he fakes a number of these “haters) then it’s probably boring and dull. Like KR’s own material.

Virgin vs Chad didn’t even start as a Vs thing, it was a 4chan meme thing about the virgin walk akin to clickbait articles that say “You might be X” for introverted college-age people. The Chad part was added in as a weird counter-balance and was meant to also be an attack, before “alpha male” bullshit really started taking off. Which, in honesty, makes it even more staggering ol’ Bob uses this like a Goofus and Gallant strip. Does he actually believe in Alpha/Beta/Sigma/Ligma Males? His, uh, “interest in romance” paints a very ominous picture in regard to this.

@rustyloot #97581

Get on our Discord and see how deep the babby hole goes :P

@Skide #97587

I’ll probably do so here soon, at least under an alt account so I don’t risk Colonel Kreeper screeching at me.

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