A shaman is nothing more than a wizard practicing witchcraft, and Santa Claus is quite the master shaman. Not only does he fly (a boasted practice of many a witch), but he goes down the chimney just as the shamanic spirit of old.
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Last I checked, the reindeer are the ones who can fly. He just sits his fat ass in the sled while they do all the work. Regardless, you realize that Santa Claus is not real, right?
I seem to recall reading somewhere that one theory for the flying santa was that Sammi shamans would, as part of their rituals, drink the urine of raindeer that had been fed fly agaric mushrooms. As a consequence the shamans got stoned and believed they were flying.
Can't recall where or when though and I can't be arsed to google it!
1) Wizards practace wizardry not wichcraft
2) Shamans are just holy men
3) Santa Claus doesnt exist
Other boasted practices of witches:-
Walking on water (the well-known test for a witch bears this out)
Healing the sick
Transforming one thing into another
In some cases, even raising the dead
So what's the difference between Santa Claus and Jesus, then?
You say it's because God allowed Jesus to do those things and that *snick* Santa does it by witchcraft. But that's just using an assumption to prove that same assumption.
Please stop failing so hard.
Yes, I know that in World of Warcraft they have holiday goodies right now...things like presents, and mistletoe, and Santa costumes. But just because you see some Tauren shamen running around looking like Santa doesn't mean that Santa exists or does magic. It's all make believe. Lay off the crack and get a clue.
Oh, and stop playing so much. It's not healthy.
A shaman is nothing more than a wizard practicing witchcraft, and God is quite the master shaman. Not only does he fly (a boasted practice of many a witch), but he's supposed to read minds and be everywhere at once.
Fixed.
"a boasted practice of many a witch"
The witches around my neighborhood keep a tight lid on things. They don't boast much, except when they get drunk. Now the demons, on the other hand...
oh man, I am a witch, but I can not fly! I wish I could! You know how much this would save me in my travels?!
*sigh*
Please, dear fundy, introduce me to those crafty witches you know to be aviators!
(or I'll turn you in a frog - nah, can't do this either)
No, Charles, there isn't a Santa Claus.
Hate to burst your bubble, but it's for your own good.
Okay Charles, how's this for an analogy:
- Jesus sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake.
- Jesus knows if you've been bad or good
- Jesus rewards the "nice" and snubs the "naughty."
Apparently, Jesus is Santa Claus.
If a female practices witchcraft, she is usually referred to as a witch. There seem to be a number of different labels for a male who practices witchcraft. I'm not going to be so pedantic as to argue that wizards should instead practice wizardry if you're simply using the word "wizard" as the masculine form of the word "witch". In which case, what about female shaman?? Also, saying "a wizard who practices witchcraft" is a bit redundant. Why not simply say that "A shaman is nothing more than a wizard" or "Shaman practice witchcraft"? By simply saying that "shaman practice witchcraft" you could avoid any sort of sexist overtones and the first part of your first sentence wouldn't seem redundant.
Actually the mixture of Pagan and Christian ideas that are found in the modern notion of Santa Claus. For anyone interested, but who couldn't otherwise be bothered, here's the link to what Wikipedia has to say on the origins of Santa Claus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus#Origins
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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