The Comedic Legend; Phil Hartman is Alive & Well!

The CIA, FBI, LAPD Coroner & The Lying Hollywood Mainstream Media Conspired With The Comedic Legend,The Man of 1,001 Faces; Phil Hartman to Fake His Death in 1998!

Nice Try Phil!

Clue #1

Phil Hartman's Name Was Intentionally Misspelled on His "Alleged" Tombstone.

Clue #2

"I was 36 & I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing." Phil Hartman 1984 After 16 Years of Face-lift Surgeries, 1,000's of Anti-Aging Hormone Steroid Injections & Muscle Implants, Phil Hartman Transformed Himself into "Jesse James."The Over-Tattooed,Over-Rated Over-Priced, Custom Motorcycle Builder.

Before & After

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Notice the Same Looking Right Ears, Blue Eyes, Dark Age Spot Stain on Foreheads & Receding Hairlines?

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Phil Hartman aka: Jesse James

Phil Hartman is Playing the Real Life Role of his Child-Hood Alter-Ego "Jesse James."

Alleged Undercover CIA Operative Phil Hartman aka: Special Agent: Jesse James

Jesse James Looks Great For a 66 Year Old Man!

Jesse, You Look "Sassy!"

The Right Wing CIA Controlled Mainstream Hollywood Media Refuses to Report on This Amazing Identity Discovery Because They Don't Want to Blow Jesse's Federal Agent Undercover Id!

I predict that the CIA will fake Jesse's death soon & reassign him a new fake id.