I am kinda curious. If Obama is elected, what will our flag look like??? And then what will be the new National anthem???? And then I suppose the history books will be re-written saying that the founding fathers were socialists. What have we done?!?!?!?!?!?!
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"saying that the founding fathers were socialists"
Well as I see it compared to people like you, they were. Luckily for your country.
"what will our flag look like??? And then what will be the new National anthem????"
Andt that's only the beginning!!! He will later proceed to make the sky eternally purple, change water into solid and plenty of other unchristian things !!!!!
Does anyone know if the Rapture retards were acting the same 4, 8 or 12 years ago with the previous elections?
Omg Al Gore = antichrist!
or
Omg Kerry = teh beast!
Your flag...will be the Stars and Stripes, like before.
Your anthem...will be the Star Spangled Banner, like before.
Your history books...will be like before too.
Now take off that tinfoil hat, you look ridiculous.
Hmm...since the president can't change the flag or the national anthem, I'm guessing they'll stay the same.
Not that I couldn't get behind changing the anthem. I really hate the one we have now.
You guys can go have fun crying about stuff like this and about gay marriage and greeting cards and evilutionism, and the Democrats will go about cleaning up the mess that was created by eight years of Republican politics, kthxbye.
Or nothing will happen. Unlike you, we have studied what the functions of the president are and, if Georges Bush has been unable to convince us that the Founding Fathers were devout Christians, he won't.
"If Obama is elected, what will our flag look like???"
Here's a hint: It WON'T have a swastika, hammer and sickle, or "BLACK POWER" written on it.
Bit hard to be socialists (in the proper sense of the word) when they advocated slavery.
As for the ridiculous assumption that Obama would change the flag and national anthem... if he was a white man, they wouldn't be saying this. It all comes down to racism. Typical loving Christians.
I'd imagine that your flag would have stars and stripes, your anthem would be "The Star Spangled Banner" and the history books would state that the founding fathers were secularists who believed in freedom above all else. The horror.
What have you done? From the looks of it, you've spent too much time bathing in the paranoid ravings of your fellow rapture retards.
I am kinda curious. If Bush is elected, how much more interest will we be paying on the national debt when he leaves? Oh, wait a minute ... he was elected, so we know the answer: about $290 billion, a little over 1/4 of every dollar of personal income tax we paid.
@Alcari
I really heard someone say Al Gore was the Anti-Christ back in 2000.
In 2004 I saw someone say it.
In 2012 (Insert Democrat) will be the Anti-Christ as well. (Unless Obama wins and he runs again, then they will still say he's about to put his anti-christ plan into motion)
Fundis eat it up no matter how many times they've been lied too.
Well, unless you voted for Obama in your primary and/or caucus, and unless you vote for him in the general election this November, you haven't done anything yet. So stop whinging.
Somehow I doubt you've voted for Obama this year, or ever.
The new flag will be the Gay Pride triangle.
The new National Anthem will be "It's Raining Men."
...but seriously, what were you expecting?
If Obama is elected, what will our flag look like???
Ya know Sarge, it's funny you should mention that...i just got a look at the preliminary design, and it looks something like this...
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Shocking, I know.
I am kinda curious. If Obama is elected, what will our flag look like???
- It will have witchcraft symbols all over it and Die, Christian, Die written on it.
And then what will be the new National anthem????
- 'Hail to the Devil' (A variant of Hail to the Chief.)
And then I suppose the history books will be re-written saying that the founding fathers were socialists. What have we done?!?!?!?!?!?!
- No, no, no. They will be rewritten to say that they were all good christians and have now been overcome by the new evil regime that will be in power forever. Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Obama, Ein Teufel!
- It's so easy to bait you findies that I can't resist!
- Try not to be so stupid and give your country such a name as home for idiots.
New Flag:
One of the images from the Rorschach inkblot test. I've yet to see a better graphical representation of freedom.
New Anthem:
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)," by REM. I'd bet more people know the lyrics to that than our current anthem, anyway.
History Books:
More complete biographies would be nice.
Now I don't agree with making it seem that Obama's got this election in the bag so don't bother voting. What I don't like is that windowshitters like this poster instantly assume that the world will go BOOM! if he does get in. It never happened before, what is going to make this election any different?
I hear the new National Anthem will be "I Got You" by James Brown, so you better learn it if you want to be a good, patriotic American.
Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you
Anthem: "Dumb All Over" (Zappa)
Flag: Something from South Park.
History: America created by FSM to grow more spaghetti trees.
Let's see... Obama's been President for about 1.5 years now, and...
Flag: Unchanged
National Anthem: Unchanged
History Books: Texas is making them more conservative
In short, you've proven yourself to be a fucking moron and/or a delusional paranoid.
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