Let us apply some logic. Clearly if Iran disappeared tomorrow it would be good for America. Right? So whenever Iranian A kills Iranian B it is a step in the right direction. No matter how this turns out, good will come of it. Dead Iranians are better Iranians than live Iranians.
Rejoice!
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@ Doktor
Nah, I'm calling racist on this one.
Just substitute the word "Jew", "Polish" or "Black" for "Iranian" with that last sentence then see how it looks.
If Iran disappeared tomorow, there would be a giant hole in the earth's crust spewing toxic fumes and superheated steam.. The resulting ecological disaster would devastate the whole planet.
All the Iranians I have ever met, were good people. Death would not improve them.
"Clearly if Iran disappeared tomorrow it would be good for America. Right?"
Wrong. Their people actually like us, despite the feelings of their government. Their disappearance would be a very bad thing for the US.
Even worse, the ones mainly doing the killing are the ones who are on the side of the government and like the US less. So in other words, you're promoting anti-American sentiment by siding with people who hate the United States. Good job!
Look past the politics and you'll see that Iran has a fascinating history, a unique culture, delicious cuisine and beautiful art and music. There people are beautiful, intelligent and friendly and want to be progressive and diplomatic, which is why their taking a stand against this fraudulent election.
And how is making all that disappear good for America?
@ TRAC
"It's good that the iranians are killing each other but it would still be more fun if we were the ones killing them. Us doing the killing would be more satisfying, especially with napalm. "
Actually I strongly encourage you to play with napalm. Slather some over yourself unclothed, stretch your arms out and ask pretty much anyone to light the match (I for one would volunteer).
That way you'll a pretty burning cross as your last testament and rid the rest of us of your stupidity.
Thought you were never coming back you gutless little weasel, never ever?
Let us apply some logic. Clearly if Fuckland disappeared tomorrow it would be good for America. Right? So whenever Fuckhead A kills Fuckhead B it is a step in the right direction. No matter how this turns out, good will come of it. Dead Fuckheads are better Fuckheads than live Fuckheads.
You are a Fuckhead. Fixed!
Yes, because the Iranian CITIZENS are a danger to us.
Dude, it's the Iranian GOVERNMENT that we need to watch out for!
"Clearly if Iran disappeared tomorrow it would be good for America. Right?"
1: Iran colapses into civil war, to the point that "Iran" is no longer a state. Bad, destablizing region and all.
2: Everyone in Iran dies, or disapears, but the country itself remains. Also bad, that kind of power vaccum would mean people would be spilling in from the surronding regions, plus every military power on earth would want to gain control of that oil.
3: The Landmass that Iran takes up is removed. VERY BAD. The Ocean would flood in, lowering the global sea levels and drasticly altering the global climate.
If Iran disappeared, it would cause an ecological disaster.
If every Iranian disappeared, the entire world would assume that the US had developed a superweapon, used it to commit genocide, and then instead of being in an imagined war with Islam, you'd be in a real war with everybody.
Neither scenario all that good for America.
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