The truth about braphogs

EVERY FEMALE IS A BRAPHOG.

Even the most beautiful ones that you've seen. It's crazy how most people don't get this. I had to go to school with these creatures and it was unbearable knowing that I had to breathe the air that they contaminated, not only with farts, but with bad breath and B.O. as well. Also, since the air from the restrooms doesn't stay there forever, I also had to breathe air contaminated with urine, feces, vomit, and period blood. My poor lungs.

One only has to use logic to know that a relationship would be suicide for your body, even with a 10/10. Would you want to hold hands with her? The same hand that wipes her ass? The same hand that changes her tampons? The hand covered with E. coli and specs of uterine lining? Sick.

Would you want to make out with her? The same mouth that reeks of halitosis and makes the air within a 2-foot radius of her unbreathable? The same mouth that shoots out these gross chunks of vomit? Careful, there might be a bit of acid residue in there.

Would you want to cuddle with her? Cuddle that body that sweats, sheds skin off her scaly feet, and reeks of B.O.? Never mind the fact that she'd be farting on you all night.

It's unfathomable why anyone would allow these horrid diseased vermin in their houses, never mind being intimate with them. Any rational person would keep them quarantined instead of letting their disgusting bodily emissions contaminate the air that they breathe, especially in their own residences.

WOMEN
ARE
DISGUSTING
VILE
PARASITES.

The idea of a relationship is idiotic.