"Homosexuality isnt a condition..
its a cop out for dudes who cant get chicks"
No, it's a situation in which dudes don't want chicks, or chicks don't want dudes.
"'Oh Im fat' or 'Oh Im ugly' or 'Oh I cant get laid'
'Oh I guess I'll do whatever I can..????'"
Well, most of the gay guys I know are neither fat nor ugly, but strangely enough, they still don't date women.
I, as a fat, none to handsome guy, have had a pretty active sex life with women.
I've noticed a lot of fat, ugly, can't-get-laid Evangelicals. Are they all gay?
"Sick Sad Wrong."
Sometimes I'm sick and/or sad, but really, I can't help it.
"Stay the hell away from my kids."
Gladly. Please have them wear signs and flashing lights so i'll be able to know which ones are yours.
"Jesus and Darwin agree"
Agree in what? Both liked lemonade? Both enjoyed having beards? Both peed standing up?
"Wake up be a man"
I am awake. As near as I can tell, I AM being a man. Are you saying I should be a gay man or a straight man?