Today's Laugh 2-8-19
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Man 1 (interviewing Man 2 with a flashlight, wearing a gas mask and a chemsuit labelled "SF"): San Francisco wants to move undocumented migrants to the head of the line. Simply indicate how you voted in 2016.
Man 2 (who is sitting next to a syringe, a skull, a pile of dirt, a tin can and a miniature kangaroo): Hillary. Eight times.
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There is no evidence of this.
First CSTDT.
Second, if the democrats pulled this off, using illegal immigrants to flood the votes in Hillary's favor why didn't they do a better job? Why stuff them all in urban areas in blue states? One of the big reasons Trump won was his voters were more spread out, it's why he won the electoral college. Now this shadow government should know they need to spread out their votes and would have sent illegals to other states and urban areas to vote. After all they have plenty of fake identities for them right?
Seriously conspiracy theories like this make no sense to me. They require a the shadow government that is super competent and completely incompetent at the same time.
Oh fer--just because Dayglo Donnie says the scary illegals are voting dozens of times each, doesn't make it true, Prick!
Honestly, it's like they don't realize that there is a system in place specifically to catch that sort of thing. Nope, in a big 'librul' city like SF, the rules just don't get enforced. Just fucking ridiculous.
First CSTDT.
Yeah I know but he posts on Lady Checkmate's "Faith and Religion" board, and I don't know why either when she has a News board where it would make more sense. Very, very occasionally and tangetially as hell, he will make references to how we're all headed for hell and draws little cartoon Satans in the background. I defer to the crowd; submit as CSTDT or continue as FSTDT (since HE seems to think this is faith-related...)?
Also can someone explain the miniature kangaroo?
For the kangaroo, I think it's supposed to be a rat, but Mick sucks as a cartoonist...
And I have to seriously wonder how you can even FUNCTION in the real world with this level of cognitive dissonance. Just keep ranting about "evil leftists" while Trump and the Republicans run your country into the ground...
Judging by the... 'subject', someone's been huffing "Fallout 76" discs experiencing bitrot: the fumes rotting their brain cell.
And you won't get a job as Production Designer at id Software with art as shitty as that in your portfolio: so definitely a case of 'Don't Quit Your Day Job', Dick Willy.
@Sasha
I don't think he has the artistic chops to do anything but the generic Caucasian faces in beginner art books. My cousin and his daughter can make huge ranges of faces including ethnically ambiguous and properly mixed ones, my friend can not only make any racial cast you ask but also any animal species he has at least one reference image of. Artists can do things like that. Hint HINT, Mick
I was about to ask what Sasha asked, "Is that white stoner dude supposed to be an undocumented immigrant? Are they coming from Europe, now?".
I also chuckled at "....and a miniature kangaroo.".
Maybe the stoner-street-kid's an Aussie.
Artists need a bit of genuine visual experience with anything they wish to try to draw. He might have tried drawing Mexicans and black people, but then Lady Checkmate told him she's be kicked off Disqus if she allowed him to post drawings with:
1. Brown skinned people in serapes and sombreros, bandoliers of bullets, big mustaches, all selling drugs.
1. Dark skinned people with arms twice the length of their legs, and mouths poking out 6 inches past their noses.
Because you just know his only experience with these two people is racist cartoons from the 1930s. And Disqus is going to draw the line at 50% of their users telling them that this tiny community really needs to go . . . or they'll find somewhere else for their own communities to be hosted.
Confused?
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