We dress very modestly. I try to wear dresses only but occasionally if the occasion really calls for it, I will wear capris and a loose top that goes below the behind. My youngest daughter is also very good about this. My son is very naturally modest, thank you Jesus, and we have always taught him walking through the mall to look away if he sees a girl not dressed appropriately. And we make a deliberate detour rather than walking him past the bra and panty section in department stores. We watch movies either where they dress indecently and don't have TV.
Now if only my 18 year old would dress a little more modest... She is very into the sexual purity, but not so into the modesty. To an adult they so obviously go together, but not to a teen.
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"And we make a deliberate detour rather than walking him past the bra and panty section in department stores."
Do you also get up at 3 am to do the laundry in order to ensure he doesn't accidentally see underwear in the laundry basket? Poor kid. I think it's only a matter of time before his mom gets the idea of welding an iron mask with no eye holes over his head to make sure he never sees anything untoward.
I fell bad for there son.
That guy is going to be a horrible lover, repressed, scared of sex, scared of women, scared of underwear, scared of bra's and so ON!!
Yeah, because bras and panties are just -so- immodest and EVIL.... *eyeroll*
Well, okay, BRAS are fucking evil contraptions, but still -- gawd, I can't wait until your kids get into college and do a complete 180! Your daughter will turn into a slut, and not use protection or birth control, and end up crapping out babies because YOU decided she needed to be sheltered!
hahahahahaaha good luck with that, christ i could'nt keep my eeys off womem ( funnily enough i still cant)
fuck could you imagine sex between people like this
almost there, almost there, thats it
and then they go scrub themselves clean with some cillit bang as it is sooooooo evil whilst beggging god for forgivness
pathetic
I'll be you have little dresses on the legs of chairs and of the piano. And your dog wears frilly knickers!
BTW, what's a capri? I only know it as the island off Naples. This loose top that goes 'below and behind' is this possibly to disguise a couch potato physique?
What fundies find so inherently disgusting about the female body I shall never understand. Perhaps you could teach your son that there is no need to snobbishly shun people if they don't meet your dress standards - teach him that their bodies do not exist for public consumption and they dress for themselves, not for everyone else.
My son is very naturally modest, thank you Jesus, and we have always taught him walking through the mall to look away if he sees a girl not dressed appropriately.
That's not modesty; that's a goddamn neurosis that he'll probably struggle to ever shake off again. Congratulations on fucking up your son's mental health and social adjustment.
I try to wear dresses only but occasionally if the occasion really calls for it, I will wear capris and a loose top that goes below the behind.
Actually then what you are saying is you are overweight, because that's the uniform.
And we make a deliberate detour rather than walking him past the bra and panty section in department stores.
Very few stores have mannequins any more. The only place you are likely to see them in the underwear section is if you are in Victoria's Secret. When you are waddling through the Wal-Mart, all you are going to encounter is racks of nylon granny panties big enough to use as shopping bags. If little Johnny is getting turned on by that, you have more problems on your hands than you imagine.
I can't even imagine how fucked-up and neurotic these poor kids must be.
Just count your lucky stars, lady, if none of them gets (or gets a girl) knocked up due to their own ignorance. Either that, or they'll do what so many fundies do: Get married waaay too young, just so they can have sex. Sad.
(LDM)
Twenty dollars says that at least one of said porno mags doesn't have nude women in it (and all that that implies).
That's what Norman Bates's mother thought, too.
IRL, the mother of Ed Gein (the killer upon whom the movie Psycho is loosely based) taught her son that women are nasty and sex is sinful, blah, blah, blah, gag.
Reminds me of Principal Skinner on The Simpsons, when he had to take the bus.
"I have to take thde bus because Mother took away my car keys for looking at a woman... And she was right to do it."
Reminds me of Principal Skinner on The Simpsons, when he had to take the bus.
"I have to take the bus because Mother took away my car keys for looking at a woman... And she was right to do it."
Capris = some kind of trousers
And you know what god has to say about women (or men) not dressing appropriately for their gender.
I bet your 18 year old daughter wears (short) skirts, which are a appropriate wear for a woman and therefore her style of clothing pleases god much more than your capris
;)
And we make a deliberate detour rather than walking him past the bra and panty section in department stores.
Did anybody else just get an awesome flashback to Father Ted?
Edit: Ah, yes, someone did! *Waves to PorkyPine*
Alfred Kinsey could've built an entire career based (certainly several papers & doctoral theses) on this repressed nutjob alone. And Freud would have a field day.
"We dress very modestly. I try to wear dresses only but occasionally if the occasion really calls for it, I will wear capris and a loose top that goes below the behind. My youngest daughter is also very good about this. My son is very naturally modest, thank you Jesus, and we have always taught him walking through the mall to look away if he sees a girl not dressed appropriately. And we make a deliberate detour rather than walking him past the bra and panty section in department stores. We watch movies either where they dress indecently and don't have TV."
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Now tell me about your mother.
Sexual purity? You must be doing it wrong, sex is sweaty and messy and fluid-y (and fun, and we can't have that, can we?).
Poor children! What's the harm in seeing a bra or panties? They are just pieces of cloth, to cover up some of the parts on the body, that society has deemed it immodest to show. You, on the other hand, have deemed it immodest even to see the thing covering up the thing, or to see an upper arm, or a thigh.
Please move to Afganistan and don a burkha, but leave your kids here, they don't deserve to be punished for your insecurity over your own body.
I try to wear dresses only but occasionally if the occasion really calls for it, I will wear capris and a loose top
I'm curious what "occasions" these would be. I can't think of any necessary to attend events that require you to wear pants. I can think of recreational events (bike riding, for one) where you would want to wear pants, but surely you avoid these sorts of things.
occasionally if the occasion really calls for it, I will wear capris and a loose top that goes below the behind.
we have always taught him walking through the mall to look away if he sees a girl not dressed appropriately.
if only my 18 year old would dress a little more modest... She is very into the sexual purity, but not so into the modesty.
and we have always taught him walking through the mall to look away if he sees a girl not dressed appropriately.
There is nothing wrong with the female body. Do not sexually repress and shelter your son. It will only cause disaster in the long run.
And we make a deliberate detour rather than walking him past the bra and panty section in department stores.
Do you also hide the the underwear in the laundry so he doesn't see it? Or ban him from going to pools or beaches so he dosen't see women in bikinis?
We watch movies either where they dress indecently and don't have TV.
You don't. If you have grown children then you shouldn't force them to look at something just because you don't like it.
Now if only my 18 year old would dress a little more modest...
That's what happens when you shelter your children.
"And we make a deliberate detour rather than walking him past the bra and panty section in department stores."
Because the knowledge that women's undergarments are not totally identical to men's undergarments is pure evil, apparently.
I can't help but wonder, when this woman folds her laundry, whether she hides behind a privacy screen so the kids don't catch an accidental glimpse of Daddy's Fruit of the Looms.
being a prude for a naked women is sad, but a girl in the mall, in what I'm going to assume was nothing worst than a tank top.
your sons likelyhood of suicide is somewhere in the 60-70% range.
"LOOK AWAY FROM THE HARLOTS OR YOUR EYES WILL BE STAINED FOREVERRRRRRRRR"
My sympathies go out to your son. He has no idea how screwed up he'll be later, and he probably won't realize who to blame it on until it's too late.
"we have always taught him walking through the mall to look away if he sees a girl not dressed appropriately."
Suuure he does. If he's a normal horny teenager, he thinks about those girls when he's rubbing one out after you go to bed.
"And we make a deliberate detour rather than walking him past the bra and panty section in department stores."
Which after he becomes an adult will probably turn into a panty burglar.
My son is very naturally modest, thank you Jesus, and we have always taught him walking through the mall to look away if he sees a girl not dressed appropriately.
Control freak for Jesus!
I bet he does look though.
i think I've met this woman's son. He and his buddies came to my workplace(Victoria's Secret) on a dare or something, giggling madly and turning bright red when asking me a question, then running out laughing maniacally as if they've just performed a feat of great importance, going into "enemy territory"
I feel sorry for those guys future girlfriends.
Jesus christ, that poor boy. He's gonna go all Ed Gein before his 40th, I bet, complete with the buckets of spare ladyparts stored in his barn.
"My son is very naturally modest, thank you Jesus, and we have always taught him walking through the mall to look away if he sees a girl not dressed appropriately. And we make a deliberate detour rather than walking him past the bra and panty section in department stores."
You just wait till he hits puberty, and they drop. He'll become such a walking ball of raging hormones he's gonna be doing nothing but seeing girls not dressed appropriately, and making detours towards the underwear sections in department stores. As for those extra hours he'll be spending in his bedroom? He'll be studying very carefully certain pages of certain publications - and they won't necessarily be the Bible, neither...
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"My son is very naturally modest, thank you Jesus, and we have always taught him walking through the mall to look away if he sees a girl not dressed appropriately."
And then he discovered boys..."
I think there may be hope for your eighteen-year-old yet.
Of course, your idea of immodest clothing probably consists of a skirt that doesn't touch the floor and a shirt that bares the entirety of the wearer's arms. So.
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