The Love of Money and Ungodly Advertising Abound in American Culture
Suggestive indecent filthy ads are commonplace in American society. Dirty sensual advertising appears everywhere today. I don't have a dirty mind, I have a man's mind. Look at the popular image on the Cola-Cola can to the left. I didn't have to look at the can for one second to see the image of a penis! You're a total fool if you think that is a mere coincidence. Any American male sees the same thing!
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Image: An advertisement for a Six Flags amusement park. What Stewart thinks is a penis is actually a drawing of a roller-coaster.
The image to the right is even more perverse. Clearly, intercourse is displayed. Our whole American society is a rotting cesspool of iniquity!
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Image: An advertisement for Camel cigarettes that shows their mascot, Joe Camel, smoking a cigarette.
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“ I don't have a dirty mind, I have a man's mind.”
Ahh, the good ‘ol catchphrase, been a while since you’ve used it, eh Davey?
Look at the popular image on the Cola-Cola can to the left.
The only disgusting thing I see is an environmentally damaging aluminium can instead of something more easily recyclable like glass. Oh, and Coke is sugar water. If you’re as ill as you always say, why don’t you drink something more healthy?
If a roller-coaster loop depicts a penis then that's one epic case of Peyronie's Disease!
And you'd have to look at Joe Camel a certain way and squint to perceive his muzzle as a penis. The fact that it's a cute cartoon camel smoking a cigarette would be a bit more alarming. So cigarettes are good and sex is bad, huh?
DJ Stupid is an idiot!
A loop on a rollercoster looks like a Penis to DJS? Normally I would say he needs to get laid but he's a pedophile so he needs to be castrated.
Also Joe Camel? He's been banned for a very long time now.
As much as I love peen, I have yet see one lurking on a Coke can, & I'm pretty sure that most men, straight or peen loving gay guys themselves, don't either. Perhaps Short Eyes is a self loathing gay guy on top of everything else.
If anything on that can reminds you of a penis Diddler I can only speculate what you’re using for reference. Just how weird is your junk, man? Is part of your obsession with jailbait that their screams of terror when you drop your drawers in front of them would be slightly less likely to include “Oh dear God that’s not what that’s supposed to look like at all! Not only are you a freaky pervert you’re a FREAK!” for not having any experience with someone who has a normal human libido and genitals that weren’t evocative of a collaboration between Hieronymus Bosch and M.C. Escher coming off the worst drug trip of their lives?
To be fair, I’ve heard plenty of “Joe Camel is a penis” jokes over the years. And I kind of do see it. It takes a certain kind of dirty mind to be able to see it easily. I’ll cop to that.
The roller coaster… requires some mental contortion where you filter out certain lines in the top half but don’t filter out where they continue on the bottom half and instead filter out a different set of lines on that half. It’s mildly headache-inducing. If you can see it easily, something is seriously wrong with you.
…And of course it’s Davey J, the old pedo dude who completely lacks self-awareness and is going insane from loneliness because he alienated every one on the planet.
Sensuality is dirty, to you, Kiddydiddler? I’d say molesting a child is more dirty than implied consensual sex.
You might have a man’s mind, but it’s not that which makes it dirty. It’s YOUR personality that makes it dirty, Kiddydiddler. Most men are not as dirty as you are.
You see penises? Are you sure you’re straight?
Intercourse is pretty usual among adults. There’s nothing rotten about it, as long as it’s safe, sane and consensual.
A smoking camel with sunglasses is a display of intercourse to you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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