You think the admitted pussy-grabbing, thrice married serial cheater, as corrupt in business as he is in his personal life, lying piece of shit that doesn’t pay his bills and has atrocious views of women (while openly lusting after his own daughter) and people of non-caucasian races will be raptured?
Really? I mean…fucking really?
Granted, I know YHWH is a rather loathsome character, but you do realize that to even suggest that Trump might be lifted up like the Christ-punchers in the ludicrous Left Behind films violates everything he supposedly had his followers scribble down in ‘his’ book, don’t you?
If such a thing were even remotely possible, I would have a better chance of being voted ‘most gorgeous woman on the planet’ and celebrating with a night of drunken debauchery in the company of Johnny Depp and Liam Neeson than Donald of Orange has of achieving rapture.
In fact, I like my odds better. Bring on the beer and weed!