Char, that would be a great scenario.
President Trump and his family, VP Pence and his family...all Raptured.
Pelosi as President could then appoint Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as her VP, then they could try to implement their New-Brown-Deal in a world in total chaos.
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You think the admitted pussy-grabbing, thrice married serial cheater, as corrupt in business as he is in his personal life, lying piece of shit that doesn’t pay his bills and has atrocious views of women (while openly lusting after his own daughter) and people of non-caucasian races will be raptured ?
Really? I mean…fucking really ?
Granted, I know YHWH is a rather loathsome character, but you do realize that to even suggest that Trump might be lifted up like the Christ-punchers in the ludicrous Left Behind films violates everything he supposedly had his followers scribble down in ‘his’ book, don’t you?
If such a thing were even remotely possible, I would have a better chance of being voted ‘most gorgeous woman on the planet’ and celebrating with a night of drunken debauchery in the company of Johnny Depp and Liam Neeson than Donald of Orange has of achieving rapture.
In fact, I like my odds better. Bring on the beer and weed!
President Trump and his family, VP Pence and his family...all Raptured.
Hey! How did you get access to my fantasies!?
But seriously, if only… Then we could finally start cleaning up this mess!
Pence, yes perhaps.
The Orange Clown, not so much. He’s pretty much the opposite of EVERYTHING that Jesus said and did.
Still, if people like THAT are raptured, while people like AOC are still here, then most of the GOP will be gone and the US of A might finally have a party that will cater to ordinary people’s needs. We’d go FROM chaos TO order, dolt.
President Trump and his family
Ok, let’s start from the top:
- Trump himself is a textbook case of “go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200.”
- Ivanka is Jewish
– …
Donald would get up to Heaven and learn two things:
1) Twitter doesn’t work in Heaven.
and
2) The God everyone worships up there isn’t him .
He’d barely get through the first three minutes of Saint Peter’s orientation speech before he bails back to Earth. And what does that big book of nonsense say about the end of days, about some fellow who died but then miraculously resurrected? Anti-something, something-Christ, I ‘unno.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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