Come to Britain and say the same outside Scotland Yard - on the Thames Embankment, just down the road from the place where our anti-paedophilia legislation was toughened in recent years (especially post-Jimmy Savile), Parliament - with the press present.
Because you know what you'll be admitting every second you're not on that next flight to Heathrow/Gatwick to do so.
...but a place that helps Scotland Yard with their ongoing Operation Ore - GCHQ - certainly helps the FBI with information concerning the likes of you.
...or better still, (in "DOOM Eternal").
With the Plasma Rifle, Unmaykr, BFG-9000...!