Hey, don't hide from trick or treaters. Preach Jesus to them. As a matter of fact, In the past, I used to discourage trick-or-treaters by turning off all the lights, but this year I think I'm going to hand out tracts if anyone comes to the door, and tell them about Jesus and about how they should repent because Halloween is of the devil.
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Yeah, that's it. Preach jEbus to a little kid dressed in a Spiderman outfit. *thumbs up*
Wait, that wasn't my thumb, that was my middle finger. My bad.
Here's an idea.
Make little gingerbread men. Impale on wooden skewer. Dip in hot toffee. Allow to cool.
When kids appear, present them with said effigy and announce brightly, "Here you are darlings, Christ on a stick!"
Wow! let your neighbors take care of the tooth rot, and you're going for the brain rot? You will get what you deserve from the happy trick-or-treaters. About the only kid who would thank you is Moral Orel, and he can't because he's as imaginary as your Jesus.
In my 47 years of really celebrating halloween I have never seen a demon (not real anyway), never been possesed by the devil - not the "real" one anyway :) - and I have had a pretty healthy happy life.
@ Grigori Yefimovich
That is a FLIPPING, FRELLING, FABULOUS idea!!!
Will you have my bastard love child?
So basically, you've found a new way to discourage trick-or-treaters, and also encourage vandalism on your house! I know I for one have an irresistable desire to go rolling now.
I think your first instinct was best.
I like Halloween because it is fun. As a child, I liked getting candy. As an adult, I enjoy seeing little kids coming up to my house dressed up in their costumes. I make it worth their while, I give out cans of pop. A can of pop can't be tampered with which is a good idea for a single adult male living by himself. The kids claim that my "treat" is the best by far.
I hope your house gets egged.
I don't. Jerkbag though this guy is, what is trick or treating other than begging and vandalism?
If someone lives near this idiot take a picture of his house on Nov. 1st, preferably just as he walks out his front door to the super-ultimate TP omelet explosion on his house, car, lawn, trees, shrubery, cat....
Umm... yeah. The point of Halloween is that people go around dressed up as the evil in the world. The point is that all this representation of evil disappears the following day, which happens to be All Saints Day.
So the Saints are of the Devil, now? Man, is your theology fucked up!
Oh my!
And her I thought it was an occasion (at least in the modern world) of light-hearted frivolity.
Oh, that's right - according to fundie Xtians, that's equivalent to devil-worship.
TP, check
And I think I'm covered. Jeez, I wish I knew where this guy lived.
hahaha. I love the raging hypocrisy of this quote.
These people will be the first to bitch and advocate the right of parents to teach their kids what they want when it comes to the subject of gay marriage being brought up in schools, or evolution, but they feel as if they are perfectly justified to hand out those disturbing Jack Chick tracts promoting fundamentalism and paranoia to other people’s kids.
Oh man.
I'm gonna tell my cousin that when he goes trick or treating he should say that he only accepts payments in candy.
Quote: "BeemerRefugee1990 #775156 2008-Oct-21 06:37 AM
TP, check
And I think I'm covered. Jeez, I wish I knew where this guy lived."
Silent Hill - BTW, the TP should be used.
As the kids live in the US, I bet they have heard about Jesus before, stupid.
Handing out tracts instead of candy will teach kids to associate Jesus with disappointment and recognize his followers as killjoys: two lines of thought that go a long way in helping people realize that their lives are better without Christian trappings.
Keep up the good work Wade
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