I am convinced after witnessing on secular message boards lately that if Jesus Christ doesn’t return to earth soon some of us Christians will definitely be killed for our faith here in America.
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the 1st amendment kind of prohibits that, as well as the laws against killing. atheists may joke about killing you, but it's not gonna happen, trust me.
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No kidding. Truth be told, because I'm pretty damned sure there's nothing after death, I'm less likely to spaz out and kill someone. (Not that I would anyway, but you get my point.)
Who wants to spend the only existence they have in jail?
I don't hate fundamentelists for their beliefs, that gives too much credit to Christianity's affect on me. I hate them for their stupidity, and that is why I would persecute you, if I ever did. Don't worry, there would be people of every creed, race, and yes, relgion beside you. YOU COULD DIE WITH YOUR ATHIEST BUDDY RIGHT BESIDE YOU BECAUSE I'D STAB HIM TOO!
I kid, the only way I'll kill idiots is through the abolishment of stupid-protection laws, such as "Click it or Ticket," seriously, if someone doesn't want to buckle up, it's their funeral, literally.
"I'm convinced" is an autobiographical statment. And without evidence it's just another tired old variant of "I believe it!" But the truth is, you're just too insignificant for the rest of us to bother with. It's a LOT easier just to watch you kill yourselves holding your breath waiting for Jesus' return
Were they not impressed with your "holier than thou" trolling? Did they sneer at your vapid threats of damnation? Did they protest when you told them that there was no joy or virtue in their lives?
Gosh, I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't appreciate that. Still, its a bit of a stretch to imagine that you were annoying enough to make people want to kill you. You're just not that important to other people.
And yet you have no foundation for this belief and are instead, like much of your ilk, irrationally frightened of everything. Grand Paranoi delusion, I think it's called.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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