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Dear Normies - If We're Not Attractive, How Do You Expect Us To Get Laid?

This is the Catch-22 of Normieism. On one hand, they'll say they won't show interest in someone because they aren't attracted to them, and scream at the top of their lungs ""NICENESS IS THE BARE MINIMUM!" On the other, they'll say that we can't get laid because of random shit we type on the internet. Thus it can be assumed that, until we get laid, we'll always be assumed to pieces of shit. So how the fuck do we become "more attractive"?
We've had zero or next to zero sexual interest in us since the day we were born. Apparently, just being confident will magically solve things? Sure, if you're already 6 foot and have the chin of Jay Leno. If you're ugly, women will laugh at your attempts to be confident instead (look at the confident uggos in r/justneckbeardthings). If we try to be social dynamos (impossible due to autism), we'd just look like snake oil salesman, and be laughed at for trying PUA. The farther away your face is from Robbie Rotten (the pinnacle of masculine facial aesthetics), the more impossible your situation will become.
It is a self-feeding cycle that will forever make us the laughing stock of the internet. 1. Incel tries new thing. 2. Incel is laughed at for trying new thing because he isn't attractive. 3. Incel is told he is a bad person for not slaying pussy. Rinse, lather, repeat, until all of your self-esteem dies.

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