If ANY restaurant in my city hung a "NO NIGGERS ALLOWED" sign in the door, or window, I would EAT THERE EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR A MONTH to support them and enjoy the nigger-free atmosphere.
Not only that, I'd order the most expensive things on the menu, plus dessert, to show my support for them!
When there are no NIGGERS around, something rarer and rarer these days, everything is better. The environment is friendlier. There is less stress. Think about it: Any human waitress will be friendlier and in a better mood if she has not had to deal with tables of niggers who complain about everything for no reason, don't leave a tip, and leave an un-holy mess on the table to clean up.
And, obviously, the air quality is better because there is no nigger stink in the air. (what the fuck do those beasts put in their "hair" that smells so fucking disgusting anyway? Somekind of turpentine/rat turd/jenkum mix??)
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Well you know what? If ANY resturant in my city hung a "NO RACIST A**HOLES OR B****ES ALLOWED" sign at the door, I would patron there frequently and tell my friends about it too. I would support that resturant 100%.
Think about it: no stupid, narcassistic, selfish, shallow, racist jerks around for waiters and waitresses to deal with. No dealing with racists that will complain about everything not done their way. No recieving little to no tip just because the way you look.
If ANY restaurant in my city hung a "NO NIGGERS ALLOWED" sign in the door, or window, I would EAT THERE EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR A MONTH Well you'd be lucky if it stayed open for a month.
Any human waitress will be friendlier and in a better mood if she has not had to deal with tables of niggers who complain about everything for no reason, don't leave a tip, and leave an un-holy mess on the table to clean up. I worked as a waitress, tipping has nothing to do with race, but somehow you can just spot a non-tipper as soon as they walk through the door. I will say that US sailors tend to tip very well in my experience.
leave an un-holy mess on the table to clean up. Yeah, this usually has to do with kids that the parents decide to ignore
the air quality is better because there is no nigger stink in the air. I find teenage boys stink the worse. For those reading this, you do not have to bath in Axe products. In fact if you really want to wear cologne, spend a little extra and get the good stuff. Oh, and a little bit goes a long way. You want just enough to bring a woman closer to smell it, not make her run from the room with nose and tears running.
"Any human waitress will be friendlier and in a better mood if she has not had to deal with tables of niggers who complain about everything for no reason, don't leave a tip, and leave an un-holy mess on the table to clean up."
Just for that if I ever see a restaurant that says that I'll go in complain about everything for no reason, not leave a tip or better yet do that trick where you leave a penny at the bottom of a turned over glass of water, and leave an unholy mess on the table and all over the floor and bathroom for good measure to clean up. And Im white so nothing you can do about it.
Listen scumbag, I'm Aussie with Irish convict ancestors who settled in Botany Bay which makes me white as far as I can tell. And if your scummy racist hide came within 12 feet of me trust me, the environment would be anything but friendly or stress free.
If ANY restaurant in my city hung a "NO RACIST PRICKS ALLOWED" sign in the door or window, I would EAT THERE EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR A MONTH to support them and enjoy the racist-free attitude.
Not only that, I'd order the most expensive things on the menu, plus dessert, to show my support for them!
When there are no RACISTS around, something thankfully more and more common these days, everything is better. The environment is friendlier. There is less stress and hostility. Think about it: any sane human waitress will be friendlier and in a better mood if she doesn't have to deal with a table of knuckle-dragging racist Cro-Magnons who complain about diversity and skin color all day for no reason other than their own stupidity and callousness, don't leave a tip and leave an unholy mess on the table to clean up.
And, obviously, the air quality is better because there is no white supremacist stink in the air. (What is it about beer-bellied skinheads smelling so fucking disgusting anyway? It's like the stench of Michelob, cigarettes and ignorance.)
Fixed it for you.
I wish I knew where RetahReggin lived. I'd start a restaurant there and hang a "No Niggers Allowed" sign on the front door AND window.
The restaurant would be called "Uncle Zipperback's Old-Fashioned All American Hobo Ass Cuisine". Everything on the menu would contain the restaurant's signature ingredients: things dug out of or found growing on the asses of hobos, vagrants, squatters and junkies.
The most expensive item on the menu will cost $1200. If you present your KKK membership card between 2PM and 6 on weekdays you get a dollar off your order plus a complimentary croquet mallet to the shins. You can also join our preferred gold membership plus and upgrade to 2-by-4 to the groin.
Yes White people are so not annoying, smelly, bad tippers,and rude. NOOOOO! White people are just heaven.
Oh and air quality? Really, ever seen white southerners with those big super f-350s? Yeah your food would probably taste of gas and cheap beer.
This rant is, in my opinion, the typical reaction of a sulky child(like all racists are)that sees that being a racist is no longer considered cool. Maybe there are still restaurants where black people don´t go but they are far for being glamourous and efficient. They´re the typical ones, run by uneducated rednecks, which supply a very average, leaning to not very good, food. If somebody goes there, is not a signal of belonging to an elite, like people who go, say, to Maxim or El Bulli. It´s actually a symptom that you´re a good for nothing farmer with no manners.
I waited tables off and on for years and I can tell you that trailer trash redneck assholes like this are the worst customers of all. Their idea of a good tip? a whole dollar!!! Oh, and they tend to reek of B.O. and are filthy people with snot-nosed brats that they allow to run wild and trash the restaurant.
also, people, don't direct your hatred for this kind of thinking onto the whole group of people you think this guy belongs to. Direct it onto this guy himself!! Otherwise you're just sinking to his level.
also, people, don't direct your hatred for this kind of thinking onto the whole group of people you think this guy belongs to. Direct it onto this guy himself!! Otherwise you're just sinking to his level.
Yeah, I still read the boards from time to time but try not to get too involved. The moderators asked me to cool it, so I'm keeping a low profile and trying to respect their wishes.
88, if you're ever in Wyoming, drop by for a few drinks, bro.
I agree with one point -- hair products fucking STINK. And no, this is not limited to hair products used by African Americans.
The rest of this is just ignorant drivel.
88, you can stop by for a drink with me too.
Once I build up an immunity to iocaine powder, anyway.
I'm sorry, but anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant knows that, on average, black customers are far worse tippers. It's completely commonplace to get $2 or $3 regardless of how much the check is, and on a large check I generally consider myself lucky to get 10%.
Yeah, I still read the boards from time to time but try not to get too involved. The moderators asked me to cool it, so I'm keeping a low profile and trying to respect their wishes.
Teehee! TRAC's online fantasies of self-importance.
I wouldn't go out drinking with a lib niggerfaggot.
Impolite, as well as being a thick turd.
In the restaurant service industry, we call African Americans "Canadians."
It's absolutely true that we do that. And it's an unfortunate and frequently well-deserved stereotype. While many of my African American tables have been quite rude, snapping at me, usually low/no-tipping, ordering something, then deciding they don't like it and sending it back in favor of something else, leaving a large mess... it's also true that many of the best tables I've ever had, some of the biggest tips and the kindest people have also been African American.
It comes down to a matter of ignorance. If people are exposed from early on to the dining experience and learn to treat it as the privilege it is, then they're more likely to treat the server with respect and get a much better time out of it.
All those negative things, btw, are also true of trailer trash whites.
Johnny, you raise a good point. Yes, there are some white people who have poor dining manners, but they are the exception, not the norm. When you take a group of monkeys out of the jungle who are used to picking bananas right off the trees and flinging the peels at each other, you can't expect them to have good dining manners. They just haven't cultivated an appreciation for eating as anything beyond a biological drive motivated by instinct. So only a very small perfect of negros, who have been raised in civilization and have developed a more human perspective, can really appreciate eating as something more than just biological drive.
"who complain about everything for no reason, don't leave a tip, and leave an un-holy mess on the table to clean up."
You've obviously never waited tables before. The behavior you've mentioned above knows no race, believe me.
And, really, "nigger stink"? Who are you, Clayton Bigsby?
@ #1008508
I've worked in several restaurants, and that has never been my experience. Some people leave poor tips, some leave good tips. Race has nothing to do with it. Your experiences may differ, of course, but don't try to pass them off as something that "anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant" would share.
@Yama
That may take several years. But I think it would be worth it.
Ok, I know this is my fourth comment in a row ('edit comment' doesn't seem to work for me), and for that I apologize, but I've just realized that I chastized #1008508 for attaching his or her own experience to anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant, right after I responded to a quote with "You've obviously never waited tables before". D'oh! *facepalm* My bad.
I appreciate this original poster's sentiment of separation and agree that we should split all of humanity. However, instead of simply sorting them by color, I propose this more elaborate scheme:
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