Colonel-Knight-Rider #fundie #homophobia deviantart.com

You guys remember this status update, right?
https://www.deviantart.com/colonel-knight-rider/status-update/19258504

Well, now, some guy whose name I will not mention because it's (apparently) in violation of DA policy wants to suspend or ban me for it. :fear:

Please keep in mind that I don't want to physically harm :iconcharacterconsultancy:, whom I wrote an Atrocious Deviants Wiki article about. I simply said that I wanted to find her and make sure she doesn't stalk or quote me or my friends :iconyourclairygodmother: and :iconprince-riley: again. Although the original wording of this warning was vague, causing one Deviant to use his imagination and interpret it as a violent threat, I've changed it to reference my goal to report her to the police. I also told her that I wouldn't do anything police-related to her if she didn't do anything more to quote us. Perhaps I should've written in the email I sent her demanding answers that I would make sure she never again uses the Internet for malicious purposes. Yeah, that sounds more heroic.

I wish I had never met :iconrealshow:. I wish I'd never agreed to include him in my Nintendo Cinematic Universe fanfiction project. Our breakup over whether to include gay Pokémon caused my breakup with Hayley, alias characterconsultancy. I wish we could talk instead of blocking each other or threatening to remove each other from social media. I should know and frankly do know better than this because revenge never solves anything. It's better to talk things out and, if we can't reach an agreement, simply walk away rather than scare others away from each other's pages.

Well, DeviantArt, we had a good run, you and I. :tears: And Mom was right: you can't be a social media user and an outspoken conservative Christian, or you will be subject to a lifetime of humiliation for it. I can't believe it's gotten to a point where I could get banned for not supporting the homosexuality of two Nintendo fanfiction characters that don't even exist. Hayley needs to stop playing the victim card and refrain from sticking her Kevin Sussman-esque nose in conflicts that don't involve her in the first place.

At least I took a great act of courage to come out as a conservative Christian on a secular liberal-dominated Internet—something others like me are too scared to do for the right reasons. If I get suspended or banned, I hope I'll be remembered by you guys for my courage and my desire to make a difference on DeviantArt instead of what I might as well call the Gay Pokémon Controversy of 2019.

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