<a href="http://media.putfile.com/JC-calls-Art-Bell-August-6-2008 " target="_blank">JC rants about Mel Gibson, "food pronography," gay cowboys, and the boiling pits of sewage in hell that cause global warming.</a>
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I love JC's voice.
Global warming isn't due to carbon dioxide emissions, it's due to methane bubbling up from the pits in the centre of Hell!!
I'm just trying to spread the love!! Also, what's up with those movies about gay cowboys?
This made my day. Hell, it made my life.
"Food Pornography"
I'm pretty sure they get porno directors to make food adverts these days - the soft lighting, the laid-back, soothing music, sexy female voice-overs, the ripe, plump fruits bouncing around, drops of moisture lazily rolling off them, flavour positively bursting out...
I almost feel dirty after watching them. Also hungry.
God, I love the JC-calls. *laughs* If you aren't a long time listener of Coast-to-Coast, JC has been a regular suprise caller that pops out of the woodwork every now and again for quite a number of years now. The stuff about "Edna" was referring to his last call (While George Norrey was hosting) where he was completely freaking out over one of his followers who took off and stole 10 grand in cash in the process. (Which was definitely one of the best JC calls to date.)
Personally, I wish that they could gather up all the JC calls that have been made over the years and put them on CD because I wouls love to have the entire collection on disk.
I felt brain cells dying in my head as I listened. As an SNL skit, might work, otherwise, simply stupid.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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