It may be weak, but it's far from false. We all, excluding third world countries, have science thrust upon us at an early age, everyday in school. While not all science deals with evolution, we have been taught to believe that science is as true as mathematics, so that once a scientist says something, we automatically classify it as truth and a new discovery. We find a couple of bones not quite shaped like the normal human skull and instead of turning to erosion or pressure we immediately assume we evolved from these "cavemen."
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There's always this fundie assumption that every scientific thesis is pulled out of someone's ass on the spot.
The scientists learn everything they can about those "couple of bones" before they open their mouths. Take the Starchild skull as an example.
Many wild ass umptions are made to explain the inexplicable nature of the skull. But the science proceeds very cautiously and prudently.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starchild_skull
{we immediately assume we evolved from these "cavemen." }
See how evil it all is? As if it wasn't bad enough to claim we're descended from Zippy The Chimp, now this so-called science claims we're descended from *gasp* humans...
Aaaiiieeeeeee
It would be so much easier if we were just a third world country. Sure, dysentery may be unpleasant, but its better than having to face things that aren't compatible with my already backwards belief system.
Fucktard
"we have been taught to believe that science is as true as mathematics, so that once a scientist says something, we automatically classify it as truth and a new discovery"
Sounds like you maybe got a shitty-ass education. Or more likely, you were too dumb to understand the good education you did get.
So that's what happens! And here I was thinking that you assumed exactly the opposite.
Just to support your claim, could you tell us the last time you actually opened a science journal?
This thrusting science upon you from earliest childhood sounds like the most abysmal brainwashing. I can just picture your parents forcing you to kneel by your childhood bed and recite the table of the elements, and coercing your behaviour with the explanation "Newton wouldn't like that", and taking you to weekly Science School- it's a wonder you were able to escape from that brainwashing and learn to think rationally!
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Oh wait.
Translation: Science class had too many long words and difficult concepts in it, so I switched off. Fortunately, my pastor told me it was all lies anyway, so now I feel better about myself.
"we have been taught to believe that science is as true as mathematics, so that once a scientist says something, we automatically classify it as truth and a new discovery"
As Kenneth Miller, a fellow of the AAAS and winner of this year's Outstanding Educator Award, puts it, "Everything in science from gravity to relativity is 'just a theory'. [...] Science is always provisional, but that does not mean that it is controversial, or a matter of opinion, faith, or personal preference."
http://monado2.blogspot.com/2005/11/ken-miller-defends-evolution.html
If 'Answer' got the impression that science is 'as true as mathematics' from class, he either had a really bad teacher, or more likely, wasn't paying attention.
Wow, there is really nothing to be done for people like this. So sad. They are seriously screwed. Luckily, nothing will be there to judge them and their marvelous stupidity after they die; there's only us, to judge and laugh at how ignorant they are in this life.
Don't know many (and?) scientists do you? Palaeoanthropology is quite a lively discipline, with many battles about interpretation of evidence fought. However, our knowledge is still being expanded and filled in regarding human evolution because of it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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