Raycel27 #sexist #psycho rgif.is

[OP of "The Zoopill Or Why Animals Are Better Replacements"]

In my humble opinion many of us should turn our eyes to animals in order to relieve ourselves and in turn “cure” our Inceldom. It sounds degenerate and crazy but a lot of us don’t have the option to get any foids for this and why would you? Foids cause nothing but trouble. There’s benefits to fucking animals, for example:

1.Easy access to pussy, ass and mouth
2.Cheaper to feed depending on the animal
3.Can’t call the cops
4.Can be seen in public without suspicion
5.Can be trained
6.Better vaginas
7.Possible tax deductibility
8.Can be utterly degraded during sex
9.No pregnancy or STDs
10.Can hide in them in plain sight
11.True companionship
12.Less prison time of caught fucking one
13.Easy to obtain
14.Some states have no laws against it
15.You won’t be as sexually frustrated
16.No starfish sex and no faking it
17.Gaycels can use male animals
18.Can assert your dominance without question
19.Don’t make demands
20.Stray animals can also be used

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