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What would your ideal sex slave be like

• 5' tall with a lolita build

• Intact hymen

• Cute face

• Watches anime and plays vidya while sitting on my lap (erection)

• Never had, or will have contact with men other than me

• Willing to do FFM threesomes with me, and will actively find chicks for us to fuck

• Enthusiastically submits to any sexual demands I make

• Squirts female ejaculate like a firehose

• Extremely devoted, loyal and self sacrificing and does all the domestic slave chores like cooking and cleaning

• Raises all our children with a minimum of input from me and never gets fat no matter how many times impregnated

• Cute innie pussy that smells/tastes of berries and cream, that has never been devastated by Chad or Tyrone

• Willing to raise our female descendants to be free sex faeries who will rescue the men of r/incels from their subhumanity

Why do females like this not exist IRL? Just lol at whoever devised this nightmarish universe.

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