Yesterday, after church, I was having a wonderful little day with the Lord, hubby home watching football, I cooked a yummy meal. Then at dinner time, WHAM! Hubby does the jekle/ hyde thing and does major attack! The devil knows I have a God-appointed agenda and plans to advance His kingdom, and alot of people have been praying hard for my husband's salvation. So after I confessed and repented this morning ( I got real mad this time, don't usually, just keep quite and pray), the Lord revealed how this will be used for His glory. [smilie]
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@Raggy:
That's why God put 'em on the outside, halleluyah!
Wait, I'm a man (and an atheist), what am I saying?!
@ Raggy, David B.
As both a man, and as someone who has taken self defense courses, don't go for the 'nads. They hurt, no doubt about it, but when he recovers (which, in truth,usually will not take long) he'll be virtually without impediment other than he's walking a little funny, and he's gonna be seriously pissed, not to mention, any man worth his salt will be ready for it on some level, and will protect them. Go for the eyes. Perhaps box his ears, too. But the 'nads aren't as good of a target as they seem.
Knowing the Rapture Ready crowd, the "major attack" was probably something along the lines of using a word not on the list of Approved Vocabulary for Fundies.
Jeez lady maybe your "hubby" is sick of your god bothering.
This whole thread is great. THese people are noticing a spike in Demoic Activity (I.E they do not have perfect lives)
How can anyone have a serious conversation on demons and be considered an adult is beyond me.
In the OP of the thread I misread (emphasis mine):
'I mean about every person I come in contact with has some thing that has surfaced IE: drug habit, drinking, medical problems, loss of job, marriage problems, etc'
as
'I mean about every person I come in contact with has some thing that has surfaced: IE, drug habit, drinking, medical problems, loss of job, marriage problems, etc'
I can handle all the other stuff, but IE? Now that really is demonic...
@Prager :
I read the site and there doesn't seem to be any mention of what happened. She probably slightly overcooked something and he smacked her around. The rest of the site is about demon attacks on RR people. I don't know whether I should laugh or cry; these people are totally insane.
You got that right; every once in a while they go off on a tear like this, where they just can't wait to get raptured, and they're under demonic attack, etc.
EDIT: Maybe don't bother. That brings up way too many comments. Maybe if the search function was set to go by which forum the post was in, that suggestion would work better.
no one's told her to get the hell out and call the cops !!
Then at dinner time, WHAM! Hubby does the jekle/ hyde thing and does major attack!
What did he do? Invade Iraq?
honestly, not only do men expect women to go for the balls first thing (especially after seeing how they react to guys getting hit there, its oh ever so funny to many...)
But unlike knocking his teeth out, he'll be in a killing mood from this.
"I sorta lost it after the third or fourth time she kicked me in the balls" is gonna go over a lot better than "well she hit me first"....
The old man does something innocuous. The wife considers it an attack, and subsequently confesses and repents.
The logic! Will no one consider the logic?
Was that Major Attack for the Playstation, or Major Attack II for the X-Box?
The two have completely different playstyles, you know.
Yeah, unless the thread says otherwise, I'm thinking this isn't any sort of actual violence. Reading between the lines, it sounds more like hubby got torqued by her constant witnessing at him and had a few words with her about it.
Hubby attacks!
waitlin takes 32 damage!
You're husband listened to Wham and that's somehow the devils' work?
Actually, yeah, I can see how that could be true.
Still doesn't stop you being an idiot, though.
"does major attack!"
It's super-effective!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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