(Colonel-Knight-Rider)
I think the reason he has 20 watchers is that he simply doesn't have the time for DA like he used to. Once, he was a skillful storyteller. Now, his apparent insanity has driven him to do all sorts of crazy stuff like draw a picture of me being held against my will and getting zapped by a magic laser that turns me into a nonbeliever. Complete with the rushed handwriting of a mental hospital patient.
(BeardedLuckDragon)
Yeah, 56% of left wing women are clinically insane, you know on psychotropic drugs. I wonder how many left wing kits and men are on psychotropic drugs?
(Colonel-Knight-Rider)
Probably a higher percentage the further down the extreme side of the continuum they go.
Also, small correction: he got banned from a Discord server that someone from his clique was on, but it wasn't his clique's official Discord server. Discord, not DeviantArt. Got it?
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With his political cartoons, Phillip M. 'JollyJack' Jackson has far more viewers - detractors as well as supporters - on Deviantart: but I doubt he specifically watches out for, thus doesn't care about, 'numbers'.
But then, I very much doubt that he's obsessed with such: unlike you, Bobby.
You'll never get it: in more ways than one ...!
@Niam2020 #107171
the true worth of a man is decided by how many followers he has on fucking Deviantart.
If that’s the case, then I’m starting to think that people who draw/render/write explicit content on DA for a living(*) are Chads who should be listened to far more than Colonel-Knight-Rider.
(*)I kinda wish that was my job… But alas, I’m not artistically gifted enough for that. …yet.
Neither Colonel-Knight-Rider nor BeardedLuckDragon have any submissions among FSTDT's top quotes, none that have ever been given an award or indeed any submissions at all. Indeed, BeardedLuckDragon has no comments here at all, and none of Colonel-Knight-Rider’s have any upvotes. Such pathetic people.
By the way, looking at your recent productions, for such an insignificant and ignoble nobody, you seem to be very dedicated to proclaiming how much you do not care about Niam at all…
Also, you are an excellent example of the trope Evil Has A Bad Sense Of Humour and I can only conclude that you have no concept of nervous laughter.
@Citizen_Justin #107186
The latest of BeardedLuckDragon’s “jokes” is a spoof beer review (which, according people far more qualified on the topic. shows that he has absolutely no expertise as a beer critic; it is also designated as mature content for no apparent reason) where the last beer is Niam.
Now, according to his official real-world origin story (that was quoted here all the way back ), there was a girl who Colonel Knight Rider “assumed would be the love of [his] life”… until he found out that her family were not teetotallers.
So why are you fraternising and working with this degenerate who not only really loves dead baby “comedy” (such wholesome! much family values!), but also promotes the Liquid Devil , Robert?
In regards to Watchers, I notice that Neckbeard Dragon has more than half as many (445) followers as CKR (763) despite the former having only been on DeviantArt for one year while CKR has been for seven. I highly suspect that their followers are mostly drawn from the same mostly closed circuit of anti-SJW 90s kids who follow and boost each other at least as much out of ideological affinity as for their “art”.
“(Colonel-Knight-Rider)
“I think the reason he has 20 watchers is…”
Jesus, who cares? Literally. I don’t even know how many followers i have on DA. Or anywhere else.
I was chuffed by a comment on a fanfic i posted on AFF last year. Someone said they had been on AFF for years, but only created an account so they could comment on that story and tell me how much they liked it.
I’d almost be tempted to get into a follower slap-fest with these bozos, just to tempt them to see How incredibly popular my graphic bestiality bible fanfic story is… But their brains might explode on someone else’s wadded panties and that would make me feel bad.
First off, when you have a “I follow you follow back” attitude, that takes air out of your already-faulty argument regarding Followers.
Now, the real meat of the issue is this stressing about one’s followers account, and the two sides. At best, worrying about your followers means trying to put out what you think will entice the masses and compromises both your own artistic vision and your mental health.
But at worst, you got these bozos and their two main reasons: They want bodies to shield themselves from any sort of critique or negative saying, and they want to make their propaganda hit wide. They don’t want to fulfill some deep artistic desire, they just want to have more and more people they can lord over.
Mm, can’t wait for KR to make his first podcast appearance where he talks about how he’s totally a nice guy and then complain about feminism for 50 minutes straight.
@rustyloot #107206
CKR: You know, feminism ruins perfectly good, decent girls - making them go out with asshole instead of a superior gentleman like me!
I think he is still trying to safeguard his face but it would not surprise me if he did become some incel / manosphere podcaster on a quick route to the alt-right.
I think the reason he has 20 catchers is that he simply doesn't have the dime for TA like he used to. Once, he was a skillful story zapper. Now, his apparent tiny ass has driven him to don all warts of lazy stuff like draw a picture of me being held against my tell and getting willed by a magic sore that burns me into a not in reliever. Complete with the darn hushed writing of patent metal in a hospital.
First, most people don’t care about follower numbers, they just want faithful followers who would enable them to protect their artistic vision (it’s no use for an artist to “selling out”).
Second, it was odious to slander both mentalli ill patients and political opponents.
@JustAlongForTheRide #107215
Oh yeah he absolutely will swear when angry and more, such as the time he dropped the R-slur when he finally blew his stack and wishing throat cancer on the woman he stalked for romance. That crazy rascal!
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