IWasMadeThisWay:
This is without a doubt the worst time in history to be a man.
Stagetail:
Yup. At least in the past everyone was guaranteed a mate. Even the lowest peasant would have had an arrangement for marriage or companionship. Now, it's legitimately possible to die alone as a man with no six foot stature, ripped body, etc.
incelthrowaway24:
I'm sure both world wars could take that cake man I'd rather be a virgin sitting at home crying to himself then in the trench seeing my friends die!
IWasMadeThisWay:
You'd rather die a miserable, pathetic sack of shit not being able to find a girlfriend than die on the battlefield with honour and dignity?
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"At least in the past everyone was guaranteed a mate. Even the lowest peasant would have had an arrangement for marriage or companionship."
That's what every incel wants, eh? For it to be AGAINST THE LAW for any woman to turn him down if he tells her he wants to fuck her. But she is still to be looked down on as a [insert anti-woman slur] for letting him fuck her.
This comment thread is the blind leading the blind.
(1) This is NOT the worst time to be a man. This is, arguably, the best time to be a woman, but it isn't a competition. Stop whining.
(2) There has never been a time that you were "guaranteed a mate". Never. That's fantasy. You can stop whining too.
(3) You're the smart one in the group. Stop hanging around with these losers. And your friend (number 2) who thinks he can die in battle "with honor and dignity"? That's more fantasy. Nothing dignified about it, and the honor comes too late for him to benefit from it. It's just another way to drop out of the gene pool.
Honor and dignity?
There is no honor and dignity in war, you depressing little shit. It's the single most depressing thing humanity has ever invented. Yes, even beyond your own self-obsessed whinging. There's nothing dignified about being just another number some general in a room somewhere throws against something he wants to stop. There's nothing honorable about dying hurt and scared in some place far away from your home and your family. As a young man, no less. And you paint this dehumanizing meat-grinder with a rose-colored brush simply because you can't get a girlfriend? Disembowel yourself on a bayonet, then. See how miserable and pathetic you are then, you sack of shit.
Okay, this is proof these idiots never had to finish school. I had to read "All Quiet on the Western Front" and even more than that, "Dulce et decorum est" by Wilfred Owen. That's just a lie we tell young warriors to make sure they go through with it so old men behind the lines can get all the women. Like FLDS cult compounds.
You'd rather die a miserable, pathetic sack of shit not being able to find a girlfriend than die on the battlefield with honour and dignity?
YES.
"There has never been a time that you were "guaranteed a mate". Never. That's fantasy. You can stop whining too."
Well, there were countries with arranged marriages, but last time I checked, despite what these douche bags like to claim, NOBODY likes arranged marriages. Man or woman. And it was hated because it removed the freedom to choose.
Of course, these douches clearly think that marriage should be more akin to a slave market, where men walk up and down the rows, point at a woman they like, and say "That one!"
It's the worst time, because you now have to share almost half of the power and rights with women? You poor sod!
It's about the best time in history to be a woman.
You actually believe everyone was guaranteed a mate in the past? Only people who could afford to "buy" a mate from her father got a mate in the past. Women in the past who no-one was interested in became a financial burden on their parents and brothers for life. The did, in effect, die alone. Peasants weren't lowly, they were the backbone of the village. Farmhands, travelers, etc were the lowly ones.
Dying in the trenches was not with honor and dignity. It was dirty, cold, and about as many died of exposure as of wounds. And they were probably buried in mass-graves, perhaps some while they were still alive.
At least in the past everyone was guaranteed a mate.
Um, no they weren't.
You'd rather die a miserable, pathetic sack of shit not being able to find a girlfriend than die on the battlefield with honour and dignity?
You people are too lazy and entitled to make the effort to improve yourself so women will actually give you the time of day. There's no way in hell you'd do so enough to meet the Army's standards.
EDIT: not to mention that most militaries I can think of tend to look down on the kind of complete sociopathy your ilk demonstrates on a daily basis. Give one of you people a gun and you'd immediately prove why you're not mentally fit to carry one.
EDIT 2: Also, yes, female soldiers have been a thing for a while now. No, they're not there for you to demand blowjobs from. No, the CO won't agree with you when you go whine to him about it.
...die on the battlefield with honour and dignity?
Obviously, IWMTW has never been in the military. Lions led by donkeys.
Watched too many John Wayne movies.
>I gamble all my quatloos hat if IWasMadeThisWay found himself in a battlefield he would shit himself in terror.
He wouldn't get that far; he'd probably get laughed out of a recruiting office if he tried to enlist.
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