[Blackpill] When a woman says a man is "good in bed"
It simply means he has a big dick, AND THAT'S IT.
She just doesn't say it outright due to not wanting to look bad or shallow or a complete slut, or just out of being shy and high inhib.
Even if she described him as "fantastic in bed" as opposed to "good", it still leaves a bit to the imagination of the coping dicklet. Is it his PIV technique and the way he moves his dick in and out of her (the motion of the ocean) ? Or maybe it's the way he fingers and licks her pussy. Or could it be that he is just an attentive lover, always considerate towards her and listening to what she wants ?
Nope. It's just that genetics has blessed him with a large piece of flesh between his legs.
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And if she does include mentions of his penis not being large, this does not falsify anything. Indeed, it only reinforces the Black Pill because, obviously, she must be speaking relatively to the even larger penises of her other Chads, which is still much larger than average, and therefore, she just proved that she is a hypergamous slut who considers most men beneath her, and so are all other women.
Even if she described him as "fantastic in bed" as opposed to "good", it still leaves a bit to the imagination of the coping dicklet. Is it his PIV technique and the way he moves his dick in and out of her (the motion of the ocean) ? Or maybe it's the way he fingers and licks her pussy. Or could it be that he is just an attentive lover, always considerate towards her and listening to what she wants ? Do you really think that we just take hope from the implication that there are ways to satisfy a woman in bed outside of being born with a big penis and just leave it at that, never actually trying to find out and learn about such techniques?
@Bastethotep #35224
No woman fantasizes about having a balding misogyny watchdog stick his butt in the air and dive in her vag bro
@Bastethotep #35224
Yup! Incels are by nature, lazy as hell and don’t want to perform ANY of the work it takes to be presentable, well-adjusted and sexually skilled.
Incels are like the peacock with the dullest plumage and the ram who loses the head-butt contest every mating season. It’s the females of the species who have the final say in whom they mate with but the “Patriarchy” and Incels want to turn MOTHER NATURE’S LAWS on their head! They are cheaters! They don’t want to work on their “head-butt technique”. They want to be sexually-inept lazy slobs with bad hygiene and terrible personalities yet have teenage supermodels with Dolly Parton boobs fall into their laps!
INCELS! YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO SQUAT! BE A REAL MAN AND TAKE THE REAL “RED PILL”…image
@Nomates #35231
No woman fantasizes about having a balding misogyny watchdog stick his butt in the air and dive in her vag bro All women? [citation needed]. Oh wait, you already admitted that you don’t care about what is true at all because that is for nerds.
Either way getting her off with oral isn’t like like piv. A dunk and a layup will both get the ball thru the net, but the method makes all the difference This is incoherent and I can’t make any sense of it. Probably for the better.
@Bastethotep #35251
Yes, all women
The idea that you can become a stud by learning some oral moves is just false hope to lull men into backing sexual liberation
Also a big part of sex is about confirming your dominance. If you have to go down on her then it kinda defeats the purpose
... if you like the idea of big dicks so much, you don't need to pretend to speak for women to say it. Geez.
I feel sorry for any partner of those who think that a big dick is all they need, honestly.
Edit: crap, I accidentally flagged Passerby.
Hey it’s our resident troll! I was almost afraid he’d been picked up by cops for necrophilia, or was beaten to death by the irate father of the girl who’s ass he just grabbed. Nice to see a little bit of stability in these trying times.
I positively love it when a bunch of know nothing male virgins wax intellectual on what women want in a man, what turns women on, & how women think. They’re wrong on every account, & what it makes it even funnier is that they automatically swallow whatever bullshit they find online, if they believe it came from a girl. Because girls/women of all ages don’t lie their asses off to strangers online. They never consider that; white lies & whale sized whoppers go down their throats with equal ease. And they still claim to be more intelligent.
As Alan Davies (of "QI" fame) has quoted a friend of his who has a certain... 'ability', OP:
I've got a 9-inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears! ...and a certain... thing will never get any. And that makes all the difference.
Really defeats your purpose.
@Nomates #35256
@Nomates #35256
I’m one and I strongly disagree, what now, dipshit? You can buy yourself a sex slave, sadly so, least till your little shitkingdom turns to ashes, as it will sooner or later but you will never know how it is to satisfy a woman in bed, while all them balding feminists have no problem with making their wives scream from pleasure. You are not and never will be a man, all you are is a spoiled brat of a boy. Those balding guys you laugh at? they’re actual men, real men who take care of their partners and who actually have partners, unlike you, unlike what yuo are even capable of, my boy
How is it to live in your little bubble where only your opinion matters, what colour the sky happens to be there, eh? You flat out admit that facts don’t matter to you and then you go on with your impossibly cretinious ideas about human relations and consider that crock of pure shite to be a fact to spread like its your own fucking feces. Was fun while it lasted but now either get a job at south park dev team or just get back to your little nightmare of a failed state. We’ll be there to liberate your women once the oil dries up.
Have fun with that.
@Skide #35285
Most men who care about secularism are neurotic, low energy virgins. The few who do get laid are usually vasectomied or required to wear bulletproof condoms
The rest are gay or trans, so much for real men or whatever
@Nomates #35313
As if you’d know what a real man would be. So I’m not one because I’m gay in your mind? I could be the most aggressive, dominant, muscular ‘alpha’ Chad (your sad definition of a man, not mine mind you) and finding men attractive would somehow still make all the difference and render me ‘not a real man’? Well in that case your definition of a true man is bogus or your homophobia is. I’d say it’s both.
Since fucking when is ‘dominating your partner’ an integral part to sex? Piv (as far as I understand it, and my limited understanding seems to be vastly superior to yours seemingly) is not the be all end all of heterosexual sex. Most often women have trouble getting off on that alone. Good sex is usually when both parties enjoy themselves, otherwise you could have just as well masturbated to get the same result. Not that I’d expect an incel to get this.
@Nomates #35313
@Nomates #35256
Wrong and wrong, needle-dick.
It’s the oral moves that counts. The idea that mundane in-out-in-out makes you a stud, is what’s a false hope.
Saying “If you have to go down on her” is like saying “If you have to touch his dick”, nitwit. The clitoris is where we have our main erogenous zone. The vagina has almost no erogenous zones at all. The only feeling we have there is just from the lower parts of the clitoris. Like trying to give a man an orgasm by fondling his balls. It CAN work, but it probably takes A LONG time.
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Oh, and regarding balding, most women know that aging WILL happen, sooner or later, and the cunnilingus techniques are much, much more important in the long run, than the hair-line is, nincompoop.
When a woman says a man is “good in bed”, he’s brought her to “seventh heaven”. I.e. he’s done some GOOD cunnilingus.
JUST liking a big dick would be much shallower or being a complete slut or whatever, dingbat, than saying the guy REALLY knows his stuff!
Ordinary people DON’T CARE ABOUT THE IMAGINATION OF, what was it? Oh, “coping dicklet”…
A woman needs to be properly lubricated before PIV is actually pleasurable. How many ways can a guy “move his dick in and out of her”? That’s fairly routine, and more for the guy’s pleasure than the woman’s.
Licks the pussy? Have you EVER had sex, dearie?
Nope. It’s just that he knows his way around the CLITORIS, nitwit! That’s women’s main erogenous zone. We have very LIMITED feeling inside the vagina, AS CHILDREN ARE BORN THROUGH THE VAGINA. If we had erogenous zones in there, we’d die of orgasm during the hours and hours and hours of a BABY HEAD being pushed the other way through there. Perhaps you’re not aware of it, Gene, but a BABY HEAD is much, much larger than ANY male dick.
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